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Keirsten 

A Keirsten is a person who can never get their name spelled right. They get very defensive when their name is spelled the incorrect way. A Keirsten is also a comedic genius who has mega mommy issues. If you know a keirsten, befriend them at all costs. They are very loyal, and mentally ill. The perfect duo. (keep in mind: She hyper fixates on mediocre gamer boys with piano player hands)
Person A: "OMG you're so funny!"
Person B: "Thanks, not as funny as Keirsten though."

Person A: "Are you coming to the party tonight or what?"
Person B: "Sorry, my mom said no. She just beat me half to death earlier"
Person A: "Damn that sucks. You're such a Kiersten"

Person A: "Did you see that hot skater earlier? He was so cute"
Person B: "Ew no he has fat hands"
Keirsten by mommymilkersquad January 31, 2021
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Keirsten Baker 

One of the most beautiful girls in the world. She is kind, sweet, understanding, funny, and loving. She can turn any bad day into a good one just by smiling at you. She always has the cutest outfits, but its her eyes that make her stand out. Light green with brown sometimes. An extremely rare find, their is only one in existence.
That Kevin kid really loves that girl Keirsten Baker
Keirsten Baker by K<3K March 17, 2013

keirsten 

keirsten is a whore
keirsten by hehebasil January 30, 2022
Kirstan is a really sweet and pretty girl, who is very fashionable (despite how much she may deny it). She is really kind, and brightens the mood with her dry, sarcastic humor, and very contagious laughter. She's extremely outgoing, despite how f*cking short she is, and is very good with creativity and acting. She has such a beautiful angelic voice, and can write very meaningful songs. She's selfless and genuine, and she's going to be the best thing that ever happened to you, so don't mess things up with her, and if you do, try to heal it. You don't want to lose a Kirstan.
Sorry. I've got plans with Kirstan today. They're going to fun as hell.
Kirstan by jupiter4330 November 24, 2021