A big-headed hog that eats it own poop. Some people mistake it for a giant poop and step on it. It will threaten other animals with its horrible oder. It is also a wanna-be of the Alec, Justin, Danielle, and Garrett.
"Ew, poop!"
"No thats a Keely."
by Someone in her class March 26, 2008
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a blonde haired snake. legit the most snakiest person you could meet. she will backstap you many times. but really she is the best anyone could ask for. she's ther for you, smells like mcdonalds and makes jokes that only we will get. I love my Keely
thats your friend...... no, thats my Keely
by CAZINACAGE May 2, 2018
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To pee on a young girls upturned face a la R Kelly.
Don't make me keely you girl! is what Jon said to his wife after they had both been drinking.

That fool is nasty. He gives out keelys to middle school kids.
by SEOhNo December 12, 2007
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A girl how has big ass and tits(has a body that is timeless). Also very good in bad.
Keeli is a bad ass girl
by f7d5ue January 30, 2018
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keely (verb, intransitive): to upbraid a member of an online discussion forum for starting, or contributing to, a thread without first having checked that no similar thread, or contribution, exists elsewhere on the forum; frequently, but not always, accompanied by the posting of links to the earlier threads.
Orig.: early 21st century; a reference to a frequent contributor to a field hockey discussion forum
(1) "The moderator will keely you if you don't check your posts for repeated subject matter";
(2) "I was keelied by Redumpire today for starting yet another a thread on the 100,000th posting on the forum"; (3) "I think I'll keely Keely for starting her 15th thread on 'What stick shall I buy?'."
by Magpie FHF March 13, 2008
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She's gonna make you wish you quit while ahead. Whores get a beat down! So do nasty-ass lying cheating scum sacks! When you down she's going to spit on your bloody faces! She'll come up quick , when you see her it'll be too late. Keely will be the last thing you see.
You are bringing the wrath of Keely down upon you!
When all wrongs have been righted and Justice finally served , only then will you know what it means to be Keelyed!
by whipn2afrenzy December 19, 2016
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A really big Whore that likes to suck anything that has a penis like Look to it.
our classmate is a keely
by frank and jim November 28, 2011
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