Kasper Sandøy

A guy with a massive shlong. It weights about 17 tonns. he is very fast, altough his penis is 17 tonns. he uses the so called "sprettert paradox or sprettert effeckt" to make himself "sprint" very fast.

Guy 1: Woah! that guys penis is massive!
Guy 2: it must be Kasper Sandøy .

by Cal_The_Dragon March 17, 2021

kaspers dick

Oh. My. God. I've never seen something more huge, holy fucking priestly shit. Kasper's dick is the most massive thing in the entire fucking UNIVERSE. It beats Kenny's dick, Marcus' dick, and even Bri's dick.

Ever seen kaspers dick?

YEAH THAT THING THAT FILLS THE UNIVERSE?

by sexyguy12443332 January 2, 2021

Flying Kasper

It is when person called Kasper can fly around , usally he dont have any legs.

Yo dude, you wana fly to New York on a Flying Kasper

by KasperTheFlyingMan May 9, 2019

Kasper

Kasper is typically a woman like dude who eats Pussy for supper. And in almost scenario Kasper is Scandinavian and has bitch ass friends.

Kasper’s main dude Sander dont want to be with him anymore because he is obsessed with girls and thinks it is hoes before bros. And jonas dont have time for him couse he need to sleep.
And that’s why Kasper’s usually dont have any freinds.

FUCK YOU ALL

Fuck you im Kasper i can do whatever i want!
Oh shit, you have a cunt. I can say that cause I’m Kasper
If you fuck with Gabriella I’m gonna call my dad
I’m king and you ar gonna do as I say because I’m Kasper

by Pussymasterurhoebitchass May 7, 2019

Kasper

A lazy, fat, white rich kid that also is a full blooded racist

Man 1: You wanna come to a party?
Man 2: Yeah!
Man 1: You can come if you don`t act like a Kasper

by WhackeyBlackey October 3, 2022

Kasper Lange

A tall, fragile being known for his ridiculous way of looking and acting. He is known for his repetitive use of the exact same sentences, such as: "Ha ha ha", "You be so funny" and a few more, just as shitty. A Kasper typically lookes like a mix of a lighthouse and a monkey. He probably lives in a cardboardbox, while using the internet of a nearby school, since he doesn't have acces to his own.

"Wow, Kasper Lange sure is fucking ugly."

by GayNoob March 23, 2017

Kasper

The one and only god

Kasper.
Fuck yeah.

by Mahtais October 24, 2019