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Kasper Sandøy

A guy with a massive shlong. It weights about 17 tonns. he is very fast, altough his penis is 17 tonns. he uses the so called "sprettert paradox or sprettert effeckt" to make himself "sprint" very fast.
Guy 1: Woah! that guys penis is massive!
Guy 2: it must be Kasper Sandøy .
by Cal_The_Dragon March 17, 2021
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kaspers dick

Oh. My. God. I've never seen something more huge, holy fucking priestly shit. Kasper's dick is the most massive thing in the entire fucking UNIVERSE. It beats Kenny's dick, Marcus' dick, and even Bri's dick.
Ever seen kaspers dick?

YEAH THAT THING THAT FILLS THE UNIVERSE?
by sexyguy12443332 January 2, 2021
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Flying Kasper

It is when person called Kasper can fly around , usally he dont have any legs.
Yo dude, you wana fly to New York on a Flying Kasper
by KasperTheFlyingMan May 9, 2019
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Kasper Lange

A tall, fragile being known for his ridiculous way of looking and acting. He is known for his repetitive use of the exact same sentences, such as: "Ha ha ha", "You be so funny" and a few more, just as shitty. A Kasper typically lookes like a mix of a lighthouse and a monkey. He probably lives in a cardboardbox, while using the internet of a nearby school, since he doesn't have acces to his own.
"Wow, Kasper Lange sure is fucking ugly."
by GayNoob March 23, 2017
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Kasper

A lazy, fat, white rich kid that also is a full blooded racist
Man 1: You wanna come to a party?
Man 2: Yeah!
Man 1: You can come if you don`t act like a Kasper
by WhackeyBlackey October 3, 2022
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Kasper

Kasper is the name of a London artist “it’s kasper baby “ well known for his melodic sounds . Kasper is attached to SWB ( still working baby) you can find kasper on all social media platforms @kasperofficial1
Play kasper no cap , he’s too hard
by Kasperofficial1onEverything November 25, 2021
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Ole Kasper

A cute guy with a huge dick, and he hets more pussy then your dad. He shows much love to his girlfriend, he is cool, never dich someone.
*hey you know Ole kasper*
*yeah he is so cute*
by Ole kasper October 9, 2018
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