Kronking

Going fucking nuts

"hey man, we kronking tonight at Amy's party"
"hell yea bro!"

by kronked April 18, 2019

Kronk

Kronk, masturbating and jacking someone else of the same gender off at the same time while shitting yourself and forcing the other person to eat your shit at the same time.

“Dude what’d you do last night?”

“Performed the holy Kronk with a homie”

by Kronkrr April 12, 2020

kronk

when you get so high you aren’t in your body and can’t feel your mouth.

guys i’m so kronk right now i can’t feel my lips and these aren’t my legs.

by crustydiscarge69 February 16, 2021

Kronk

Kronk, 1. the act of accidentally stepping on a baby’s head 2. a term to spice up a sentence with your friends 3. or both the same thing

this party is getting wayyy to kronk

damn fortnite tonight bout to be hella kronk

by I <3 2017 September 19, 2018

Kronk

Definition of the best seat on the bus.

Should we take "kronk" today?

by Viccern March 20, 2018

Kronk

It's a snack in the Netherlands and it's officially called "kroket". It's a very tasty snack yis yis

Nick: "Do you want bread with kronk?"
Joey: "YIS"
Daan: "I'm Jimmy, but yes I want kronk"
Djordie: "Yes, kenker lakkar"
Laura: "Yes, but what the hell is kronk?!"
Nikita: "Yis yis yis yis, a waps is a weps who can't wops"
Wilders: "More or less kronk"

by bigforhead2000 October 2, 2019

pull the lever kronk!

Try pulling it see wha-AHHHHHHHHÆ I FELL OUT A PLANE

DONT….

PULL…
THE…
LEVERRRRRRRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Just don't pull the lever kronk! if u don't know who kronk is idk either don't ask me

by I’m jay I have Marshmallow July 25, 2024