How to kill yourself

Don't do it. Life is difficult but you'll make bub <3 your enough and amazing! You dont need to try to be enough because you've always been enough : I love you

Person 1: I looked up how to kill yourself last night
Person 2: you can always reach out to me, your so important and matter

by :]]]]]]]] October 16, 2020

DON'T KILL YOURSELF

When you have good friends they'll tell you not to killyourself

GIRL:IMMA KILL MYSELF
BOY:NO DON'T KILL YOURSELF
GIRL:WHY?
BOY:BECAUSE I LOVE YOU

by JayteKz-Cross My Heart January 7, 2019

Go Kill Yourself

The definition of lame banter.
Often used by the Banter Biter upon realisation that they are unable to come up with a witty or halfway intelligent retort.

Rupert: James, you're leaving this early? Are you using your Spacklock again? - Oh and nice Red Cords by the way, you Trouser Triangle.
James: Go Kill Yourself.

by Wordsmith Ru February 5, 2009

Kill yourself, NOW

the person saying this is self conscious about their tiny pecker.

*guy says something dumb* "Kill yourself, NOW" in response

by PeteTheHeat1010 January 9, 2023

National Kill Yourself Day

April 21st is National Kill Yourself Day because it is the day after 4/20. After getting high as hell, you feel like shit. So if someone says kill youself today, then don’t hesitate bitch.

Kate: Bridget, it’s National Kill Yourself Day.
Bridget: Oof, gotta go swallow some pills then.

by Julia Evergreen May 28, 2018

kill yourself and fuck the body

An expression that gently informs the listener that their company or commentary is not appreciated.

See also: fuck off and die

You: Hi. Nice weather, huh?
Me: Kill yourself and fuck the body!

by C. S. July 7, 2005

National Kill Yourself Day

This day happens on June 13th

Jimson: Today is national kill yourself day! *puts gun in mouth*
Brimson: Do it! Do it!
BANG!
Brimson: yipee

by Hydrogen Superiority June 12, 2023