Kindergarten project

Getting a girl to suck you off, pull out right before you ejaculate and cum any design you prefer on her face. The next step requires you to blow glitter all over the girls face. Finally, give the girl a little shake to knock off any excess glitter, and your project is complete.

Kindergarten project

by Zane & Charlotte July 7, 2010

Kindergarten cock

A really small dick!

Damn you have a kindergarten cock!

by Normalnametaken October 7, 2013

Kindergarten Dick

Refers to a randomly occuring "small penis" situation, where the individual's member isn't usually an inch or two, but becomes as such for a time, like when someone drinks too much and their penis shrinks to nothing, but the head and minimal shaft.

"He drank so much, that his KD shriveled to match a half roll of coins!

"Yeah, he had the worst case of KINDERGARTEN DICK I've ever seen!"

by MorrighanKrow June 30, 2019

kindergarten rules

i’ll show you mine if you show me yours first

boy: “you wanna trade pics?”
girl : “kindergarten rules?”

boy: “bet”

by tnaiycloolre February 26, 2021

Kindergarten 2 fanfiction

Fanfiction about the game kindergarten 2 what did you expect

"Hey wanna read some kindergarten 2 fanfiction?"

by AmogustoastfardXD1000000000001 August 9, 2021

kindergarten pimp

this is somwan who wurk with taking pokimon cards and throwing them att women in yhe age of 66

i was wonce defined

as a kindergarten pimp

by hakamama November 20, 2023

Kindergarten Style

Pissing in a urinal , but with your pants all the way down to your ankles , revealing your ass

I walked in the bathroom and I saw a dude pissing in a urinal kindergarten style

by Thiswasn'ttakenbutnowitis February 23, 2024