juan deag

alternate spelling of one-deag, the Counter-Strike term for killing someone with a deagle bullet to the face

dude: OH LET ME JUST CROUCH HERE IN TRAINYARD
randy: *kills dude with a deagle headshot*
randy: JUAN DEAG

by unasslayerofgods February 2, 2009

Juan Farkall

The number one ticket holder for the Cronulla Sharks Rugby League Football Club.

The Sharks don't have much, but I suppose they have Juan Farkall.

by NRL August 21, 2006

Juan Out

To Juan Out means to consistently under-perform, be late or not show up to events. Inevitably there's always that one person who can't make it to the meeting, skips class, or struggles to do the bare minimum. Always must have that one...that juan's out.

Did Rob bring the beer to the pot luck like he said?

Nah man! And I just knew he wouldn't.

Ugh, just like Rob to Juan out.

by Musculado October 4, 2010

Bishop Don Magic Juan

1. Former pimp, now ordained preacher and religious advisor to Snoop Dogg
2. That guy in the green hat from Old School

Q.) Hey, is that Bishop Don Magic Juan over there with them tricky-ass bitches?

A.) Hell yes it is; that guy is a total pimp!

by Fadeproof John Beautiful April 28, 2005

SOUPY JUAN

IT TAKES TWO TO ACCOMPLISH THIS FEAT FIRST ONE MUST HOLD THE SLEEPING VICTIMS NOSE SHUT WHEN THEY OPEN THEIR MOUTH THE OTHER PERSON HOVERS OVER THEM FILLING THEIR THROAT AND MOUTH FULL TO THE BRIM WITH HOT RUNNY DIAREAH THATS A SOUPY JUAN

I ATE SO MUCH KIMCHEE TONIGHT YOU BETTER LOCK YOUR DOOR AND PRAY I DONT SNEAK IN YOUR WINDOW AND GIVE YOU A BODACEOUSLY FRESH SOUPY JUAN

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 5, 2011

Juan Antonio

It is by far the best name for any man. Juan Antonio's are loyal, honest, faithful, hard workers, dependable, great lovers, vain, proud, family oriented and selfless. He loves the idea of being in love and in a committed relationship. It takes quite a lot to anger a Juan Antonio. He hates people without initiative and people who can't make it happen on their own. He rather have some trying times happen before asking for help, as he believes he can make it on his own. Juan Antonio's are successful in everything they do in life, they don't take no for an answer and they are achievers. If you happen to be one of the lucky ones that crosses path with a Juan Antonio, consider yourself to be blessed. Not everyone is lucky enough to even know one. I know this because i have one.

In life the only way to be successful is to live by Juan Antonio's creed.

by Juana1 March 14, 2011

Juan Pablo Larios

A male (usually a graphic design teacher) that at times can be a joy to deal with and at other times be the most stubborn and annoying human in exstitance. He is the type of guy to like you one second and the other second absolutly hate your soul.

Hey Man did you hear about Juan Pablo Larios

No what did he do

He just failed me on my assignment because he was pissed off today

Damn that sucks

by Joseph Links December 2, 2022