jurassic buttload

The apex of all buttloads.

Seth: "Dude, there's a buttload of chocolate in the kitchen!"
Jason: "Like a human buttload?"
Seth: "No! A jurassic buttload!"

by nurseawesome February 24, 2014

jurassic shit

Some guy in the bathroom taking a shit. Then hears a girl say “something something Jurassic Park”

“MORE LIKE A JURRASIC SHIIIIIIT” ‘hehe Jurassic shit’

by ThatMiuSimp January 12, 2021

Jurassic Park

A place where lots of old people meet. It could be a show by a band from the sixties, or a social or country club.

When the Rolling Stones came to play at Giants Stadium, that place turned into Jurassic Park.

by Rob Krug August 27, 2005

Jurassic Park

Once a very good book by the lord god Michael Crichton, now a .. fairly good movie. Spun off many sequels that couldn't keep up with Michael's genuis writing style.

Jurassic Park was a better book than a movie. So was congo (somewhat), sphere, although The Great Train Robbery was a great movie-to-book transition. And I base it on nothing other than Crichton himself directed it.

by restin256 November 16, 2003

Jurastic

gratuitous amount of failure. Think dinosaur-sized failure

Jurastic-ly
Jurastic-est
Jurastic-ing

The Paleontologists' reconstruction of the bones into the false creature, Brontosaurus was a jurastic failure

by J. Sal big fish, Van Remy March 4, 2009

Jurasic Prick

Older male who should of retired already, usually in charge or thinks he's in charge and likes to give people a hard time.

"Hey Joe, who are you working for this week?" Joe says " I'm working in accounting for that Jurasic Prick."

by electric32 December 22, 2007

Jurassic Joel

To be a 'Jurassic' Joel, your darts skills must far out strip those of other darts players, 180's must come as naturally to you as missing the board comes to lesser players.

It is not uncommon for a Jurassic Joel to also be excellent at Basketball and a sublime cook.

I just got Jurassic Joel'ed!!

by JurassicJoel June 28, 2010