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Context Jumping

In a conversation, it is the act of applying a different context to a word or phrase without the conversation having actually shifted context with it, thus confusing the listener. frequent iterations of context jumping will likely result in violence directed at the jumper from the listener.

It is the act "punning" without formally telling a pun.
Person 1: The dressing is totally what makes or breaks the salad.
Person 2: I hate dressing.
Person 1: Me too, but my wife hates when I walk around naked.
Person 2: Stop fucking Context Jumping!
by SloggenDazs August 24, 2016
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jumping the couch

The defining moment when you know someone has gone off the deep end. Inspired by Tom Cruise's behaviour on Oprah
Inspired by Tom Cruise's behaviour on Oprah
by Asher77 September 2, 2005
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jumping the couch

a rare disease where one randomly decides they should kill oprah, join scientology, or suddenly marry katie holmes.
Tom Cruise is one of the poor souls who have been diagnosed with the Jumping the Couch disorder.
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A mandatory phrase for driving a powerful vehicle off a cliff. Can be applied to situations not involving, a base or any headquarters. Can also be applied to different coloured base.Being fat and black( or was he mexican?......or puerto rican?) is optional. Being a comic relief anime character is a plus.
Sean:" Dude take a left!"
Danny:" That's a cliff!?"
Sean: "Dude trust me!"
Danny"FINE JEEZ......OH FUCK!!!"
Sean" WE'RE JUMPING ONTO WHITE BASE!!!!!"
Sean and Danny:" AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!"
by darkbeard May 6, 2008
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What's Jumping

by fitcn February 25, 2017
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friend jumping

When you introduce your friend to another friend, they hit it off and now they keep making plans without you, that's friend jumping.
I don't know if I should introduce Mary to Jen. That bitch is prone to friend jumping.
by Glittergyrl March 15, 2017
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Stall Jumping

The act of the undeveloped ‘13’ year old Fortnite sweat launching his 5’3 short ass at the change room stall while someone is changing.
RYAN STOP FUCKING STALL JUMPING CHRIS
HES TRYNA CHANGE
by zaddyaids April 9, 2019
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