Jonny

A dumbass who likes to throw rocks!

Who threw the rock? Who do you think?! Jonny!

by Idunnoyea April 19, 2018

Jonny

A gay little twat who’s never had a girlfriend , good at every sport has a fit sister and cousin. After haircuts sometimes looks like a Jew but still a sexy boy

Jonny is a gay twat

by Kings will dream June 27, 2019

Jonny

A guy that is addicted to pandas a lot but, if you tell that you will kill pandas he might kill you!

VJacob:hey jonny I'm going to kill a panda!

Jonny: *backs away slowly and whispers* heh heh not if I kill you first

by Supersonicpanda November 7, 2013

Jonny

another word for a comdom OR a general dickhead who likes to annoy everyone and dosnt answer phone or texts.

dont do a jonny!

i'll go and get a jonny from the store ;)

by dissid February 4, 2009

Jonny

Has an extremely large cock which he typically injects into a Myla

Jonny has a big cock

by Your computer has virus April 2, 2022

Jonny

Another way of saying condom in British Culture

Logan: Bro did you wear a Jonny when you had sex with Ellie?
Colt: Ofc I had to wear a Jonny, I'm not tryna be a dad at 14 you know?

by yournansasocialreject102 February 26, 2022

Jonny

A Jonny hides in the wild by covering itself in a thick layer of vehicle grease/oil, and disguising it's natural smell with that of tyres.

When domesticated, a Jonny can be put to good use in the kitchen, making tea and baked potatoes.

However, they demand excessive payment in the way of dominating your World of Warcraft gaming time, and bottles of sherry. (They also like to take your last Marlboro when you're not looking, and if not hidden, will also 'look after' your green for you until they think you should smoke it with them.)

"I was walking through the park the other day, when a herd of Jonny's came flying past. One of them stole the fag right out of my mouth, and before I could say anything, they had disappeared in a cloud of dust."

by MValentine October 18, 2008