JIZZASTER

A tragic sexual act that ends up in bitter disappointment.

"...turns out we were both bottoms. It was SUCH a jizzaster!"

"...turns out we were both bottoms. It was SUCH a jizzaster!"

by Fenoogle September 30, 2014

jizzaster

Dissaster involving jizz or to jizz before any sexual activity takes place.

Joe:Hey Jack. How did you get that white stuff on your hand?
Jack:I had a jizzaster.

by Urban Ranger April 14, 2003

JogMaster

The brand of treadmill most notably used by Ralph Drabble.

June: "Hey Ralph, wanna run on the JogMaster with me?"

Ralph: "Sure, let's hustle!"

June: "Whatever you do don't let me bother you!"

Ralph: "This is great it's really burning me!!"

by Dusty's Baby Powder September 9, 2010

Jizzaster

any problem having to do with sexual intercourse or a relationship

That one-night stand was a jizzaster.
Wow, we should have used a condom;that could have been a jizzaster.

by Khalid Foster Wallace October 21, 2010

Jizzaster

An unexplained and unnatural disaster that results in everyone covered in jizz

"This movie theatre floor is so sticky, what a jizzaster."

by Skin-NY November 30, 2014

jitster

like a jit but more sly and sneaky.

someone who is planning something mischievous.

person 1: look at that dude over there. u can totally tell their planning something.

person 2: yea that sly lil jitster up to no good

by Jadyn the Jit August 8, 2021