January 14

National hate on Capricorn day

today is the day to beat up all the Capricorn bitches you know
(in honour of an assholes birthday)

Person: Hey it's January 14th
Other person: You know what that means
Person: Let's beat up some Capricorns

by appleciderviniger January 13, 2021

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January 14- Filipino Holiday (Araw ng Kamatayan ng Kamatayan)

A holiday in a small Filipino tribes religion focusing on abstinence and death. this is because no sex=death because the population would be gone. this is to honor the dead. also no alchohol or potatoes can be consumed on this day because they mess up your soul

Its January 14- Filipino Holiday (Araw ng Kamatayan ng Kamatayan)

sorry becky we cant have sex

by BigDickAdamLivesInWilliamsburg January 14, 2021

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January 14

Give the world and chocolate to the person who was born on this day day

Me: -Gives chocolate and the world to the person who was born on january 14-
Someone: Why are you giving the world and chocolate to someone for free?
Me: Because its the give the world and chocolate to the person who was born on this day day.
The person who was born on January 14: THANK YOU SO MUCH<3333

by anonymous November 21, 2021

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January 14

The dancing EXO king Kai was born today! Kai we love you!

My friend: Why are you watching this guy dance? Who is he?

Me: This is Kai from EXO

My friend: okay but why?

Me: It’s January 14 duh! It’s his birthday!

by hadj April 11, 2020

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January 14

Tell you bf/boy bsf you love him and give him a long hug🤍❤️ 🔥

Girl:hi!🤍

Boy:hi!

Girl:ily! *gives long hug*

Boy: what was that for?-

Girl:for our awesome relationship and besides it’s January 14th!

Boy:oh- nice?😂

by Abbythatsunflowergirl January 8, 2022

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