Jack Sparrow

The best pirate to sail the horizon!!!

the most humorous of the lot!!

the sexiest of the lot

ladies and gentleman:its CAPT. Jack Sparrow!!!

but you're forgotten one VERY important thing mate..I'm captain JACK SPARROW

by rahul007 August 14, 2006

Jack Sparrow

The act of snorting a line of cocaine mixed with gunpowder while drinking straight up rum. Usually results in an exploding head.

Guy #1: Dude, try this. It's called a Jack Sparrow.
Guy #2: Oookay. *sniff-chug* BLAAAGHAHAHAHABWEHAAGGHH *head explodes*

by shoelessloons September 19, 2010

The Jack Sparrow

Placing your dick over the shoulder of a seated person in accordance to the placement of a parrot on a Captain's shoulder.

Joe: Yo dude! You see Bill over at his desk?
Bob: Yea, why?
Joe: Go over, and give him The Jack Sparrow.

Lt: Yo, did you get any ass last night?
Ac Money: Nah man, but I Jack Sparrowed the shit out of some girl.

by acmonehellz January 25, 2007

Jack Sparrow

My Sexay mofo! I've never seen a pirate look so fucking sexy, and have the moves he did while he's drunk.

Jack Sparrow: A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!

by Mrs. Sparrow Brandybuck December 28, 2003

jack sparrow

the best/worst pirate in the Caribbean.

Do you think {jack sparrow} plans everything out at first or makes it up as he goes?

by Whowantsabodymassage August 18, 2008

Jack Sparrow

1. Sexy, sexy, sexy, hott, sexy, evil, sexy, sexy.
2. Makes the best quotes ever.
3. Brilliant/mad. daft
4. A rum-soaked piiirate. pirate

1. "Daft like Jack"
2. "I'm Captain Jack Sparrow savvy?"

by deppths of johnny November 22, 2003

jack sparrow

the neatest,sexiest,funniest guy on earth

"but why is the rum gone"?

by eva guold October 5, 2003