Pronounced "Ayched on the jays", this phrase came into being early in 2008. Its original denotation pertained to the culture surrounding the substance "Marijuana." Being "h'd" meant being high. Eventually, the term "j" was added on to the "h" to denote a joint. The connotation of the word came to include the alcohol abuse culture. Being h'd on the js gained the meaning being "hammered on the j's", where a "j" is any object. In this case, it usually refers to a beer, but can be used colloquially to signify anything.
"Dude, that passed out goblin is totally h'd on the js"
Guy 1: "Hey, can you pass me that J?"
Guy 2: "Which one?"
Guy 1: "The big black one"
Guy 1: "Hey, can you pass me that J?"
Guy 2: "Which one?"
Guy 1: "The big black one"
by the council of real men December 17, 2008

the compliments one comes up with while sober (sober for decades actually). one may discover heart-warmth in themselves expressing them to someone of appreciation because they just ring true. ultimately making it a pleasure.
Examples of dear Js:
-you are my attention-sucker
-i love looking at you when im not busy
-thinking of unspeakable things takes all my energy making me a lazy cow
-when i jog i imagine im running to you. It makes me go faster
-you look like a bouquet of my favourite cacti
-if i don't pay attention i might moan on the way to work
-you are my attention-sucker
-i love looking at you when im not busy
-thinking of unspeakable things takes all my energy making me a lazy cow
-when i jog i imagine im running to you. It makes me go faster
-you look like a bouquet of my favourite cacti
-if i don't pay attention i might moan on the way to work
by Krkič June 03, 2019

Yo shit's weak. nbd js.
by WhatTheFuckasaurus June 30, 2010

n. a state of working harder than everyone else; no one else has it a difficult as you do; you sometimes whine "it's not fair" and "why me"
by Rick James April 12, 2004

This term originated from the greatest pimp of all time, J Sammz, which has come to form multiple meanings:
1) adj. The ultimate level of pimpin'; most superior pimp stage.
2) n.All da wiminz love you because you pimp like Sammz.
3)v.The act of being all trilla fo all day, till you clap all dem bitches and hoes.
In order to fully determine whether you have in fact reached the level of JS Big Pimpin', one must first obtain multiple hoes that are insistent on letting your penis enter their mouths.
1) adj. The ultimate level of pimpin'; most superior pimp stage.
2) n.All da wiminz love you because you pimp like Sammz.
3)v.The act of being all trilla fo all day, till you clap all dem bitches and hoes.
In order to fully determine whether you have in fact reached the level of JS Big Pimpin', one must first obtain multiple hoes that are insistent on letting your penis enter their mouths.
1) David: Yo seen trilla, I have reached JS Big Pimpin level. I be fly like JS.
JS: No one is fly as me fool.
2) Wiminz: OMG we love you for being so pimpin like J Sammz. You JS big pimp.
3)
Ronald: I b all trillaed out 2 day, now I am gonna go clap some blond french bitch before I sleep.
Sebastian: Yo u be JS Big Pimpin!
Darnnel: TRILLAAAA
JS: No one is fly as me fool.
2) Wiminz: OMG we love you for being so pimpin like J Sammz. You JS big pimp.
3)
Ronald: I b all trillaed out 2 day, now I am gonna go clap some blond french bitch before I sleep.
Sebastian: Yo u be JS Big Pimpin!
Darnnel: TRILLAAAA
by Sammz December 17, 2008

Pauly D and the jersey shore cast are murders. Those bastards killed the own damn hot tub, the JS Hot tub.
by HeaftyTony July 03, 2010
