A category of jokes that are really lame and not funny. A Jean joke is a joke you should not laugh to. This is especially present among newbies trying to make jokes.
Person A: Hey, why did the chicken cross the road?
Person B: why?
Person A: Because it was bored.
Person B: OMG, that was such a jean joke
Person B: why?
Person A: Because it was bored.
Person B: OMG, that was such a jean joke
by kellllveeeriiinooo May 17, 2011
Get the Jean joke mug.A Bergen Joke is one that takes copious amounts of effort to plan while producing low to moderate levels of humor. Typically, a Bergen Joke is enjoyed most by the joke-teller and after successfully completing a Bergen Joke, one should be moderately pleased with oneself when the subjects express their confusion regarding the amount of effort exerted. Historically, Bergen Jokes find their roots in dad-jokes, but in an extended manner and with added shenanigans.
I knew it was a Bergen Joke when my girlfriend couldn't believe I spent 5 months teaching the cat to turn off the lights when our house-guests are in the shower.
He's the best at Bergen Jokes, he never knows when its time to give up.
He's the best at Bergen Jokes, he never knows when its time to give up.
by mbrowntownclown April 1, 2017
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Defacing your own pictures to look like the Joker from the Batman movie The Dark Knight.
Here are the steps to jokerization:
1. Find a good picture of yourself
2. Copy and paste it into Paint
3. Using the pencil or paintbrush tool, blacken your eyes
4. Using the aforementioned tools, switch to the color red and draw a big smile across your lips
5. Writing "WHY SO SERIOUS" on the picture is optional
Ta-da! Jokerization!
Here are the steps to jokerization:
1. Find a good picture of yourself
2. Copy and paste it into Paint
3. Using the pencil or paintbrush tool, blacken your eyes
4. Using the aforementioned tools, switch to the color red and draw a big smile across your lips
5. Writing "WHY SO SERIOUS" on the picture is optional
Ta-da! Jokerization!
In response to The Dark Knight, many people have jokerized their pictures and put them up on Facebook.
by Backyard Betty August 16, 2008
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by HeavyDutyFebrezeFlamethrower August 25, 2018
Get the Joke Police mug.Me: Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Kimi: I don't know, why?!
Me: Because they're really good at it!
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Kimi: Haha!
Kimi: I don't know, why?!
Me: Because they're really good at it!
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Kimi: Haha!
by smwilson829 January 6, 2015
Get the Joke Anxiety mug.Q: How do yo confuse a blond?
A: Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
Q: What did Jimmy's grandma get him for Christmas?
A: Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving day.
Q: How do you make an electrician sad?
A: Kill his family.
Q: How do you kill a blond?
A: There are many different ways, but all of them would be wrong, because murder is illegal.
Q: What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas?
A: Cancer.
Q: What did the women say after her husband hit her?
A: Nothing. She was physically abused for 35 years before committing suicide.
Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: It can't be, because numbers are not sentient and do not fear anything.
Q: What does baseball and the Holocaust have in common?
A: They are both sports, except the Holocaust.
Q: Why do black people love chicken?
A: Because it tastes good.
Q: What's worse than rainy days?
A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion.
Q: Why did the Jew pick up the one dollar bill?
A: He dropped it.
Q: How did the fat man survive the plane crash?
A: He didn't he died like everyone else.
A: Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
Q: What did Jimmy's grandma get him for Christmas?
A: Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving day.
Q: How do you make an electrician sad?
A: Kill his family.
Q: How do you kill a blond?
A: There are many different ways, but all of them would be wrong, because murder is illegal.
Q: What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas?
A: Cancer.
Q: What did the women say after her husband hit her?
A: Nothing. She was physically abused for 35 years before committing suicide.
Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: It can't be, because numbers are not sentient and do not fear anything.
Q: What does baseball and the Holocaust have in common?
A: They are both sports, except the Holocaust.
Q: Why do black people love chicken?
A: Because it tastes good.
Q: What's worse than rainy days?
A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion.
Q: Why did the Jew pick up the one dollar bill?
A: He dropped it.
Q: How did the fat man survive the plane crash?
A: He didn't he died like everyone else.
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was angry. Really angry.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0-200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!"
The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway.
He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently.
A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?"
The horse replies, "My wife died in a car accident."
A man walks into a bar and orders six shots.
The bartender asks, "Rough day?"
The man replies, "Yes, very rough."
The man later went home and hung himself.
Did you hear about the blond who jumped off a bridge?
She died.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I have a gun
Get in the car.
Anti-jokes are hilarious.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0-200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!"
The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway.
He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently.
A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?"
The horse replies, "My wife died in a car accident."
A man walks into a bar and orders six shots.
The bartender asks, "Rough day?"
The man replies, "Yes, very rough."
The man later went home and hung himself.
Did you hear about the blond who jumped off a bridge?
She died.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I have a gun
Get in the car.
Anti-jokes are hilarious.
by thisisnotaverygoodname November 30, 2011
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Saxon: "I predict that Randy Orton Ric Flair and Batista will turn on HHH tonight on Raw then the corpse of Katie Vick will return to lead Evolution!"
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