jew bagel

1. A scrumptious pastry type food.
2. A derogatory term that really doesn't make any sense... see also: condom fucker

My you're looking especially sweet today, like a jew bagel!

by huskerfan4life52 November 8, 2008

jew bagel

A bagel usually comprised of cream cheese. Said to called a jew bagel as many jews eat this delicacy as a breakfast.

Guy 1: Hey man, pass me the bagel and cream cheese
Guy 2: What planning on making a Jew bagel?
Guy 1: Hey man, I'm no Jew, but I think these Jews are onto something. This stuff is good!

by Martyre gall December 25, 2007

Jew Bagel

Someone who is acting as selfishly as a Jew's Bagel.

You fucking Jew Bagel!!

by surfer1014 October 16, 2008

Jew Baggery

When you lose at something or you have something stolen from your personal posesstion. Like the Stupid bitches across the fucking street.

Damn't that bitch stole my shit. I lost everthing in the divorce. This is fucking jew baggery.

or

Jew Baggery! Some jew somewhere fucked up my pool shot!

by Penis 101 July 7, 2010

jew-bagle

when a jew that has been inserted into a toaster they become a jew-bagle.

that dude is a total jew-bagle

by ays~ October 29, 2010

Jew Bagel

A person who is acting like an idiot or a jerk-off.

Harvey: Jeff I'm on your team, why are you shooting me you stupid Jew Bagel!

by therealsuperman8 February 6, 2009

jew bagel

bagel that has no insides because person ripped them out and threw them out only what is left is to be eaten.

sometimes lox is put in the empty space

hey stop eating your jew bagel who wants to have a bagel with no inside.i like my jew bagel better so shut up and i am not wasting bread by throwing the insides out.

by noah seigel September 20, 2005