Skip to main content

how are your internets

A phrase that comprises a filler introductory question for a friend on the internet and net speak. It is often used with "hay thar" or another appropriate greeting. Synonymous with "how are you doing?" IRL.
hay thar it's been forever how are your internets this evening?
by Flizzo My Nizzo November 10, 2008
mugGet the how are your internets mug.

innurnets

The word "internet" spoken by a blithering, self-loathing, miserable dry-drunk such as George W. Bush.
"I hear there's rumors on the innurnets."
by muthufizzak May 24, 2009
mugGet the innurnets mug.

defenders of the internets

An elite task force of ytmnders who hack, spam, and harass any sites that steal content from another. The ytmnd DOTIs have many allies, including folks from albino black sheep, 4chan (who, ironically, ytmnd gets most of its content from but notably not stolen), and occasionally a few other sites.

To be a defender of the internet is a great honor, even though any ytmnder can join. The DOTIs have their most power from raiding forums, and, in a few instances, causing them to crash. Often times ytmnders will reward themselves for their good deeds by causing tiny, defenseless, forums to crash for the fun of the hunt.

Most notable Defender of the internets victories include their causing of the ebaumsworld.com forums to collapse, due to excessive posting and account creation. This was an amazing victory all across the internet, for ebaumsworld.com is known for its excessive media stealing.
Another victory was the myspace-ytmnd war, in which the bastards at the Myspace Award Center stole a ytmnd icon and slapped a new name on it, claiming it to be their own. The elite DOTI hack taskforce, thankfully, hacked the side and slapped a big victory banner over the entire screen, in the form of the icon that had been stolen, with "Ytmnd LOL" written over it.

But one thing must be known about the defenders of the internets. If anything is ever stolen, you can call on them to get retribution.
Ebaum stole my video, ill call the defenders of the internets!
by nono yawns December 3, 2007
mugGet the defenders of the internets mug.

internets

"Internets" is an expression, written in September 1999 inside of the 'Metro' newspaper (published in Czech Republic), by Věra Pohlová. She said "Tyhle aféry každého jenom otravují. Já bych všechny ty internety a počítače zakázala." ("These affair only bother everyone. I would disallow all those internets and computers.") as an opinion on an affair, about leaking private data from the 'Česká spořitelna' bank trough an internet.
I would disallow all those internets!

I would disallow all those <fill in anything!>
by Batrachus August 24, 2011
mugGet the internets mug.

internets

The possessive form of the word internet; An internet that appears to belong to an individual.
I hax ur internets, n00b.

Jerry, get off your internets and do some damn work.
by Wooden Jesus August 23, 2007
mugGet the internets mug.

inturnet

I surfed on the
inturnet
today on my
p e r s o n a l c o m p u t e r.
by SpaghettoPounder January 21, 2019
mugGet the inturnet mug.

the internets

a phrase used by people unfamiliar with the internet. often these people are unfamiliar with its set up and use. can also be used by people when making fun of those unfamiliar with the internet
i used the internets this morning to find information on african swallows.
by Ro1280 July 28, 2005
mugGet the the internets mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email