Internet Explorer 

someone who is otherwise unemployed, and spends their entire waking life trawling the internet for free pornography.

"Since Gary lost his job, he has become a full time Internet Explorer"

"Don't be an internet explorer all your life. Get some real sex"

Internet Explorer by MagickDio February 6, 2010

internet explorer 

The program that millions of average joes are issued with windows XP every day. This program is flawed by endless amounts of security issues and lack of adequate updates. The only good function of the existance of this program is that it distracts advertising agencies. They concentrate on the computer illiterate Internet Explorer users so that more experienced computer users don't have to deal with ads because they use less prominent, faster, and more useful free browsing applications such as Mozilla FireFox.

My neighbor got twenty new security threats through Internet Explorer yesterday so I didn't have to!

internet explorer by EvanAC September 22, 2005

Internet Explorer 

The most ridiculous Browser ever in which my next door neighbor uses as if its the only thing available on the WORLD WIDE WEB!!!! what an idiot even after i inform him all the time how stupid he is and show him Firefox and the Big "O"
and plenty other browsers its like he just cant comprehend the meaning probably like you reading this or someone you know... mind you this is a guy who has more random information stored in his head then should be allowed and or legal prides himself on knowing crap..... long story short I.E is a Piece of Garbage that should be banned from the internet shouldnt be called internet explorer but maybe "T.B.W.T.N.E.T.E the best way to not explore the internet

Me: "Hey i see you must have just bought this computer seeing that you still have "Internet Explorer" In Fact you must have just bought it today"

Complete Idiot: Nah man ive had this thing for like 3 years now..."

Me: What are you Retarded???........

Internet Explorer by GeTiTGoTiTGood August 28, 2009

Internet Explorer 

Easily the worst modern web browser in current existence, and quite possibly one of the worst non-malware programs ever designed for any version of the Microsoft Windows operating system.

Internet Explorer is a web browser created and "maintained" by Microsoft. It is infamous for having a ridiculously large amount of security holes -- many of them being pathetically easy to execute and often resulting from sloppy, if not entirely incorrect, code -- as well as extremely poor web standards support. Internet Explorer is effectively delaying, if not actively resisting, the evolution and improvement of the entire Internet.

The only reason to use Internet Explorer is to download Mozilla Firefox, Opera, or Google Chrome.

"Internet Explorer could not load the page at <url>.

Unidentified error"

Internet Explorer by DavidJCobb October 29, 2009

Internet Explorer 

A waste of hard disk space with three main functions:
1)Download viruses/spyware/adware/worms/windows updates/unwanted porn/glitches/
2)Download Firefox
3)Uploading all of your private information and getting hijacked by everything it downloads.
It seems to be a lot better at the first than the latter.

If internet explorer wasn't integrated into windows, i would delete it.

Internet Explorer by firefox is best June 11, 2006

Internet explorer 

The worst thing to ever happen to the internet. If the internet was music, Internet Explorer would be James Blunt.

"My advice is simple: Boycott Internet Explorer. It's a cancer on the Web that must be stopped." -Paul Thurrott

Internet explorer by Johnny_K August 24, 2006

internet explorer 

Pure Shit integrated into a browser. Then, the shit gets viruses and worms.. and that's how IE came to be.

Wow, this IE shit STINKS!

internet explorer by Ben March 6, 2005