rusty iguana

This is when you are banging a girl on the beach and you pull your slong out of her, then proceed to get sand stuck to your penis. Once your penis is fully coated in a layer of course sand you then forcefully penetrate you womans anal canal whilst she remains unaware. Due to the sudden shock of a sandy peen in her butt she will thrust her head forward poking her tongue out much like an iguana's reaction when scared.

Bro I gave Sandy such a Rusty Iguana last week, she's still getting grains out as she poops.

by Riscuit4TheBiscuit September 14, 2017

iguana boobs

Boobs that point different directions.

Jennas boobs look like iguana boobs

by boobooclickclickjennifermelinadadada August 26, 2006

marijuana iguana

A marijuana iguana is when your lizard is puffin on that hard ass kronic hoe.

Man yo iguana has some serious red eyes can i eat him?

by Steve October 30, 2004

iguanas ranas

Same, the same, same here

Estas Borracho? Iguanas ranas! (are you drunk? same here)

by Mexican 234 dsd January 27, 2017

hairy iguana

a man with massive amounts of pubic hair, so much so that all you can see is the head of his penis.

My sister walked in my room when i was wanking and said "Oh my god look at his hairy iguana!"

by The Roflcopter Man March 17, 2005

Chill iguana

Chill iguana is a word to describe a person's state of being.
Because iguanas are cold blooded, if they chill for too long they will surly die.

"hey, how you doing?"
"I'm a chill iguana, you?"
(I am dying/dead, how about you?)

by Superreliable;-) March 09, 2017

Mary the Iguana

Another term for weed. A pun on words used in South America to mention marijuana.

Also a popular South American band, member of the cumbia villera style.

Klaus is having a conversation with Mary the Iguana, don't talk to him he is so stoned.

A: Have you listened to Mary the Iguana?
B: r u nuts? those fuckin' asses deserve to die!!!!!!

by Dr-Lekter January 30, 2007