Becky:Dear jesus mary and joseph edward i’m arriving‼️‼️
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Fucked Up Upon Arrival

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FUCKED UP UPON ARRIVAL: When you’re awaiting for your significant other to come home from work and many hours later they come home and sound as though they had been through a train wreck..!hen dealing with the aftermath upon arrival.
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Fucked Up Upon Arrival

FUUA (Fucked Up Upon Arrival)
FUCKED UP UPON ARRIVAL: When you’re awaiting for your significant other to come home from work and many hours later they come home and sound as though they had been through a train wreck..!hen dealing with the aftermath upon arrival.
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Fucked Up Upon Arrival

FUUA (Fucked Up Upon Arrival)
FUCKED UP UPON ARRIVAL: When you’re awaiting for your significant other to come home from work and many hours later they come home and sound as though they had been through a train wreck..!hen dealing with the aftermath upon arrival.
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alive on arrival

Opposite of DOA OH THE OLD LADY GONNA MISSD WHEN HE /SHE AWKENS UP FROM A2/12 DAY SLUMBER. AOA
No Moore Eating From The booth at the time you popped. Alive on Arrival.
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Dead On Arrival

Used to describe a situation where an electronic device, electrical component, or other functional piece of equipment is purchased secondhand (or in semi rare cases, purchased new) online or in person, only for the consumer to discover that said item was broken or rendered non-functional.
"I bought two of these SSDs, because the first one was DOA. In case you don't know, DOA means dead on arrival, and that's not nice."
by Buttered Quayle February 15, 2023
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