its when youkeep doing cravy suuf!!!!!!!!!!!
man get yo jfnerwkgfmnjdkgvmsk
anti amogus: hey man what yo doin 😀
man: amogus sussy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
anti amogus: man if you don't get yo!?!?!?!?!? 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
man: 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
A play on “If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best”, with a little more specificity. Fruitcake is heavy and dense (stupid). Tiramisu is decadent, but light and perky (has it all).
Girlfriend: hey babe do you know what day it is?
Boyfriend: no what day is it ?
Girlfriend: it’s national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day
"now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled." - hemione granger
"she needs to sort out her priorities." - ronald weasley