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I.H.O.F.

International House of Fetus : Any pregnant woman; a ghetto ass apartment/house filled with kids pissing in their pampers, crying, drawing on the walls with crayons.
"I'm not fucking with that smut, she's has 4 kids and lives in a I.H.O.F. down the street."

"Woah, who told her it's cool for an I.H.O.F. to be at a bar?"
by Papsmear Pappy March 19, 2009
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F.O.M.I.

Figment Of My Imagination

used when describing something or someone out of this world. usually used when in awe or disbelief.
wow, that girl is a F.O.M.I. holy ishh
by zwagger March 7, 2011
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O.P.T.L.I.F.

A abbreviation for

Oh
Praise
The
Lord
It's
Friday
Worker 1: Hey guess what day it is... FRIDAY!

Worker 2: O.P.T.L.I.F. !!!
by saladlickerman January 21, 2010
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F.I.N.O.

Abbreviation (Friend In Name Only) - FEE-no or FIN-oh: The social position of someone who receives no benefits of being called a friend, but is referred to as a friend by someone else.

Often a girl will want a guy to be a F.I.N.O.. this may be due to an advance rejected, or the guy not being at a proper social, or economic status.

The purpose of which is to allow a person to say they are friends with someone else, but never actually be a friend and interact with them.
guy: so are you saying we are going to some how be friends, yet not speak?

girl: i think its better, don't you?

guy: i don't see how we can be friends in that scenario.

girl we can be. there!

guy: i'm no F.I.N.O.

girl: what's that?

guy: a friend in name only.
by adinnieken June 27, 2009
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Independent Order of Odd fellows (I.O.O.F)

Started in England around 1748 and established in the United States on April 26, 1819, the Independent Order of Odd Fellows is now a worldwide altruistic and benevolent fraternity and sorority dedicated to improving and elevating the character of humankind by imparting the principles of friendship, love, and truth.

Today, the I.O.O.F spread throughout the USA and most of the rest of the world, establishing lodges in:Canada, Australia, Netherlands, Cuba, New Zealand, Austria, Finland, Dominican Republic, Belgium, Germany, Mexico, Denmark, Iceland, Germany, Puerto Rico, Chile, Czechia, Norway, Poland, Sweden, Switzerland, and Philippines.

Since 1819, the I.O.O.F has claimed more than 10 million members from all walks of life.
Notable members of the Independent Order of Odd Fellows (I.O.O.F) are: Schuyler Colfax, U.S. Vice President (1869 – 1873, Ulysses S. Grant, 18th U.S. President (1869 – 1877), General-in-Chief of the Union’s forces in the American Civil War, Rutherford B. Hayes, 19th U.S. President (1877 – 1881), William Jennings Bryan, the “Great Commoner”, Secretary of State (1913 – 1915), William McKinley, 25th U.S. President (1897 – 1901)
Franklin D. Roosevelt, 32nd U.S. President (1933 – 1945)
Warren G. Harding, 29th U.S. President (1921 – 1923)
Earl Warren, U.S. Chief Justice (1953 – 1969), Governor of California (1943 – 1953), Head of the Warren Commission, Charlie Chaplin, famous comedian and actor, William Marsh Rice, founder of Rice University and
Jesse James, the "Robin Hood of America", a legendary figure of the wild west.
by Oldest fraternities September 16, 2009
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G o o d a t f o r t n i t e

Taylor hitting the folks is g o o d a t f o r t n i t e
by g o o d a t f o r t n i t e February 10, 2019
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F.I.Y.O.L.O.S.H

Fuck
It
You
Only
Live
Once
Shit
Happens
"You stole the answer key from Mrs. Jones?"." Yeah, f.i.y.o.l.o.s.h. !"
by That Guy In 5th Block December 10, 2012
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