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Someone that tells you to stop doing something, when they are doing it themselves.
Real example someone said to me (not to be funny): "I don't know what the b-word is, because I was raised in a pure household, you biiiiiiiiitch.
Hypocrite.
by Anonymouse🐀 December 16, 2018
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a person who insults a lifestyle then lives it
Katy Perry is a hypocrite. She dissed her boyfriend for acting gay in her song "You Are So Gay", yet, she is acting the same way in "I Kissed A Girl". She'll probably insult me for saying this to her if I ever meet her, but I don't care.
by Karen Stickney August 4, 2008
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Woman diagnosed with this syndrome will post on Facebook, Twitter, or any social site possible to state the trouble in finding "Real Men," usually putting them all in the "Friend Zone" and dating all "Jerks."
(Girl broke up a week ago)
Posts Images, Captions, and Statuses bashing her ex and other males.

FB Status Example: "Where are the good men at? Seriously!"

Girl 1: "I dont think there's any out there! Ummm"

Girl 2: "Well there isnt very many around here!"

Guy: "Problem is women look for different dogs with the same fleas. There are plenty of us out there. Did you check the friend zone?"

Girl 1: "Nah, thats not right. I can't think any of those guys as more than friends. Cherish their friendship too much."

Guy: "You sound like you have HWS (Hypocrite Woman Syndrome)"
by Good Guy Miles November 7, 2012
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A self-absorbed, arrogant prick who constantly pisses and moans about other people doing something wrong, yet engages in such behavior anyway. Probably someone who has a really ugly girlfriend named Pinky.
Wow, did you hear about how Brandon fucks his girlfriend twice a day, yet complains about other people being horny? What a fucking hypocrite!
by wakatakalaka August 4, 2008
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A person who tells you one thing then does the opposite. then when you pull them up on it they convince you that you are a sea otter (or something else). Like a hypocrite, but with a twist.
Jan is a real hypnocrite, Last week I tried to tell her she wasn't doin' the job the way she said it had to be done and next thing I know I am clucking like a chicken...
by David the librarian August 2, 2010
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Hypocriception

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(noun) 1. a hypocritical notion within a hypocritical notion; derived from the term "hypocrisy" mixed with the title of the popular movie "inception"
Hypocriception at its finest: you are such a hypocrite about being hypocritical!
by #3 W#0 MU57 N07 B3 N4M3D September 19, 2011
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Everyone including myself
"He is such a hypocrite... I mean, who lies to someone?"
by Pizzerk July 31, 2012
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