by bOb_the Definer March 9, 2005
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Before Herby could go down on dotty, just the act of kissing her lower back caused him to vomit naked with a raging stiffy. She was left with pink clit for 24 hrs after his hurling hardon.
by Herbothy May 10, 2018
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Someone who will follow ex-president Cheeto to the ends of the earth; came to fruition via TikTok star @mimi_rocks_this_1
by KEIGHTY10DIX November 15, 2020
Get the Cheeto Humping Fuck Nugget mug.The act of having consentual sex with a pillow (well, a pillow never says no nor complains a headache, and it actually does not mind being used as a sex object) a.k.a. pillow masturbation or pillow fucking. Pillows are equally suitable for boys and girls, and making love to a soft pillow can be very pleasureable.
If you are a guy, you can thrust between two pillows, the mattress and a pillow, you can fold the pillow and thrust into the groove or wrap the pillow around your penis to make a tube. You can also make a small hole in the casing and thrust into the stuffing inside - this method probably works best with a solid wadding or a foam pillow. If you are a girl, you can ride a pillow and grind your clit and labia against it. You can fold the pillow around a book or make a knot on the corner to make it harder.
Climaxing by pillow humping may take longer than by a conventional hand job, but the orgasm may be much stronger and last longer. That is particularly true if you happen to have a pillow fetish and you find pillows not only comfortable but also sexy. In masturbation, ejaculation into thin air may be disappointing, but cumming against your favorite pillow may be very satisfying.
Pillow humping is also very safe sex, because you cannot catch a STD from your pillow unless you share it with somebody, and you do not need to wear a condom because you cannot get your pillow pregnant.
If you are a guy, you can thrust between two pillows, the mattress and a pillow, you can fold the pillow and thrust into the groove or wrap the pillow around your penis to make a tube. You can also make a small hole in the casing and thrust into the stuffing inside - this method probably works best with a solid wadding or a foam pillow. If you are a girl, you can ride a pillow and grind your clit and labia against it. You can fold the pillow around a book or make a knot on the corner to make it harder.
Climaxing by pillow humping may take longer than by a conventional hand job, but the orgasm may be much stronger and last longer. That is particularly true if you happen to have a pillow fetish and you find pillows not only comfortable but also sexy. In masturbation, ejaculation into thin air may be disappointing, but cumming against your favorite pillow may be very satisfying.
Pillow humping is also very safe sex, because you cannot catch a STD from your pillow unless you share it with somebody, and you do not need to wear a condom because you cannot get your pillow pregnant.
Sometimes I jerk off but I find pillow humping much better, and digging my throbbing penis into my favorite pillow and shooting my semen into it gives me deep satisfaction.
by Pulvillus February 21, 2008
Get the pillow humping mug.Slang for smoking gods greatest gift to this planet...the ganja. Must say with an accent to get across the point that you are high in the sky with the flies.
-"Yo man what are you doin?"
-"Oh you know we just got done humming a biscuit, the moon is quite nice up here."
-"Word."
-"Oh you know we just got done humming a biscuit, the moon is quite nice up here."
-"Word."
by TupacsProstituteTeeHee September 30, 2010
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by Dan Fox June 24, 2003
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Originally used by Dr. Eggman in an edited Sonic the Hedgehog comic, has turned into an internet and real life insult.
Originally used by Dr. Eggman in an edited Sonic the Hedgehog comic, has turned into an internet and real life insult.
Robot: Why the fuck do you use my phone to call sluts!?
Dr. Eggman: You Faggot Humping Dick Bishop, it's your sister--
Dr. Eggman: And she called me!!!
Dr. Eggman: You Faggot Humping Dick Bishop, it's your sister--
Dr. Eggman: And she called me!!!
by wutwutindabutt May 26, 2008
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