An English, Jewish, Protestant, Republican former criminal and current crime podcaster and liar based in Brighton Beach. Is well known by the monikers "Turbo" and "Old Three Tooth". Has a huge love for jellied eels and ritualistic crumb muching.
by Merseyside Paradise June 27, 2023
Get the Art Hostagemug. "Jesus christ, spencer has just been in trap two and negotiated the release of a chocolate hostage, it stinks"
by Gav P December 28, 2005
Get the chocolate hostagemug. To describe a man masturbating
by Richard December 28, 2003
Get the Releasing the hostagesmug. by Professa Debautchery June 16, 2009
Get the Pink Hostagemug. (n) : a person who has the unfortunate fate of being in a confined space while someone passes gas. This can occur in a car, elevator, subway, or city bus, for example. The person(s) in that confined space became the flatulator's fart hostage(s) for the duration, until the fart haze dissipates.
"Man, Henry is not allowed to eat beef jerky on long car rides anymore. He was beefing nonstop, and held us fart hostages all the way to Kalamazoo!"
by Stavros Nikkapoppolous December 18, 2019
Get the Fart Hostagemug. by Joyd March 1, 2014
Get the Squat Hostagemug. "Let's call Dave and see if he wants to come out to the bar! No way man, Lisa is on the rag this weekend. He's a hormone Hostage."
"It didn't matter how I answered her question, either way I was in trouble...That's just how it is when you're a hormone hostage."
"It didn't matter how I answered her question, either way I was in trouble...That's just how it is when you're a hormone hostage."
by Nuggets McGee June 6, 2007
Get the hormone hostagemug.