hoetastic scale

rating a person from 1 - 10 on how hoetastic they are.

desiree is a 10 on the hoetastic scale.

by desireee && anetaa <33 January 11, 2008

horntastic

A woman/Man who is very horny all the time, usually in a sexy and fun way.

Greg: Man you were all over shelly at the beach today
Paul: Yeah bro, shelly is sooo horntastic.
Greg: getttt it!

by beachbabe124 December 5, 2010

poke a hontus

to do the nasty with an indian girl

ahhh man, ive been craving an Indian girl lately, i seriously want to poke a hontus.

by th3 riddler June 6, 2014

Hotasian

/Ha/./Tay/./Shun/ n. 1. An extremely attractive person of Asian descent. An Asian being on a higher plane than the "cutasian".

1. Thuy was the hotasian girl who sat behind you in Algebra.

2. Janet was the hotasian with the big knockers who
used to date your friend Shawn.

by Soulsurvivor_2001 March 23, 2006

hotass

One who is acting to impress others in a situation where the result could be (most typically) arrest. One who is acting in a flagrantly belligerent or, in some cases, dangerous way; can also be 'hot moves'

"I can't believe that hotass is taking a bong hit in front of those cops!" or "Rick got the nickname of Hot Moves because of all the hotass things he has done."

by Anthony Forrester December 28, 2008

Hondashock

The feeling of frustration that slams you when, after cruising a crowded parking lot, you finally see what looks like an open space that you pull into, only to discover that it is occupied by a motorcycle. Sometimes also called "yamashock". Can alternatively be used to refer to the same symptoms caused by small vehicles like Smart Cars.

"I thought I FINALLY found a parking space, but was Hondashocked when I tried to turn into it." OR

"Got a bad case of Hondashock when I thought I found a space near the front"

by WordBabe February 3, 2010

hogtastic

Hogtastic is a penis of exemplary size, and taste.

i.e. Kathy, did you know that Tim's penis is hogtastic? Why yes Delia, I did.

by TheFalcon4life October 7, 2011