Most people don't like taking a poop when it isn't in their own bowl. When they therefore spend a prolonged time away from home, they are likely to refrain from dropping a grumpy until they return home. The drive home therefore becomes more and more excruciating as their body realizes the inevitable glorious release of the little black seal into the porcelain sea... This causes confusion, hysteria and social awkwardness when confronted with unnecessary chit-chat.
Gary: Why'd you take so long to answer your phone!?
Kraig: Geeslike, I cant talk right now, I'm a block away from home and I have the most dangerous homecoming dump already trying to claw its way out of me...
Gary: uuuu... what?
Kraig: ...AAAAaaaaa!!!.... Its... crowning!!
Kraig: Geeslike, I cant talk right now, I'm a block away from home and I have the most dangerous homecoming dump already trying to claw its way out of me...
Gary: uuuu... what?
Kraig: ...AAAAaaaaa!!!.... Its... crowning!!
by HowCanWeBeLovers March 31, 2011
Get the Homecoming Dump mug.Homecoming (or public testing) hitboxes is a phrase most commonly used in the Roblox fighting-party moab game community Project Submus Accudo fan base when a attack (usually a melee) does not register when it should. This being a direct reference to the first public test build for 1.0 (or the full release of the game/homecoming update) where there was a bug in the hitboxes that didnt register most melee attacks and/or delayed them, making most of the brawlers and assassins unviable. This bug was fixed after the developers break ended along with the other bugs in public testing build/demo 1
person 1: hey did you see that? that should of hit! These are like homecoming Hitboxes
person 2: didn’t know homecoming part 2 came out! Thought geomaster fixed it!
person 2: didn’t know homecoming part 2 came out! Thought geomaster fixed it!
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you going to GHOE? you mean NC A&T's homecoming? ...naw it's GHOE...the "ghettoest homecoming on earth"
by glimmerman2 October 16, 2019
Get the ghettoest homecoming on earth mug.When a boy switches to a school where he doesn't know anyone and, in a rush, asks the class hoe that everyone hates to homecoming because he doesn't know any better and because anyone worth asking already has a date by this point.
Kid 1: Dude, i can't believe that new kid asked Anna to homecoming.
Kid 2: She's such a slut. She probably already fucked 3 other guys since he asked her.
Kid 3: Hoemcoming is going to suck for him this year.
Kid 2: She's such a slut. She probably already fucked 3 other guys since he asked her.
Kid 3: Hoemcoming is going to suck for him this year.
by queerbag42 August 10, 2012
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by ammar ali October 2, 2019
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by Smogersnots October 15, 2004
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by Old Salt November 10, 2007
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