Holiday Shooting

An outbreak of violence during the rush to get a Black Friday deal or other holiday bargain.

Jim: Why are the police at the Wal Mart?
Joe: Probably a holiday shooting.

by bchbum232 November 29, 2013

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Holiday Sauce

People who can't spell or say 'Hollandaise sauce' properly.

Bob: "hey, i'm gonna make some holiday sauce tonight!'

Phil: "Bob, your an idiot."

by Bobdobolina January 19, 2015

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holiday stuffer

Someone who you bring to the holidays so you aren’t alone and have someone to bone after dealing with your family all day.

“Jeanette at work and I both agreed to be each other’s Holiday Stuffers this year!”

by Thehiddennerd December 22, 2017

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A bodily state which mainly affects high school students, although it could apply to anyone of any age. Symptoms include nausea, random headaches, feeling lightheaded, feeling worthless, useless, lacking motivation, having no sense of direction, and decreased stool. Usually caused by someone having a holiday lasting more than one week, something like winter or spring break, and having said individual being a lazy teenager and not leaving the house. Video games on all day, movies being watched alone, excessive fapping, uncontrolled snacking, all a result of laziness. poor excuses may be made where the individual needs to "rest" because of the long school year. Just leave the house, get some fresh air, see some friends, and symptoms will lessen.

me: *waking up* holy shit it's already 3 pm? wtf am i doing with my life? I didn't even drink yet I feel hungover? I must have extended holiday syndrome. I need to get the fuck outta here

(texting a friend): fuck me i've fapped seven times today. what do I do now???
(friend): man.. i just want to go back to school now

by chinesemofo March 29, 2013