HMU

The abbreviation of "hold my umbrella", commonly mistaken as "hit me up".

Girl: "It's raining."

Guy: "Bitch! HMU!"

by Hold My Umbrella May 4, 2011

HMU

Hug my uterus.

Bob: Wanna go see a movie?
Michelle: HMU

by KbAbILG April 11, 2011

HMU

hold my unicorn

hey, bro! HMU hold my unicorn while I go get some snacks!

by bootysmoker June 29, 2016

HMU

Abbreviated form of "HIT MY UNCLE"

Hey can you HMU that bastard keep strealing my dirty underwear.

by Kkkiopq August 9, 2017

HMU

hmu, means hit me up, which means text them. In snapchat some people will snap it to you saying hmu and you will already know its hit me up (text them )

person (hmu) and you hey

by swimming_passion#2 April 5, 2017

hmu

Hug My Uterus

I was laughing so hard i had to HMU

by LouisLane July 16, 2010

HMU

Hump My Umbrella

Hey dude, HMU!

by omaigawd June 1, 2011