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Homing Beacon

The internal compass that guides the lost warrior home when he/she is too drunk to see straight. More often than not, the individual will have no recollection of how they got home.

Often the homing beacon will activate itself suddenly and without warning, however, it is usually preceded with several minutes worth of vacant staring and the sudden exit of the individual may be accompanied by some grunt or the phrase, 'i have to go'.

- The homing beacon, in an advanced person may also make you stop for food.
A: 'So what, I just stared at the floor, got up, said bye and left? Dude I don't remember sh*t from last night...'

B: 'Yeah man, I'm surprised you made it back OK, that's some homing beacon you got there.'
by funkiermunky January 27, 2012
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Homing from Work

A counter to Working from Home where your primary role is performing your job duties from your home. Homing from Work is the same thing reversed. Instead of working a person can do a plethora of things ranging from paying their bills, texting, reading the news, reading a book, making personal phone calls or watching their favorite soaps.
Worker 1 – Dude I’m not feeling it today… I just don’t want to be here!

Worker 2 – Then you need to be Homing from Work man…

Worker -1 Homing from Work? SWEET! I do need to call and make a doctor’s appointment and catch up on Grey’s Anatomy. Hold up, let me send my calls to voicemail and slip off my shoes.
by B2rad May 14, 2009
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Sally Hemings

Thomas Jefferson's underaged fuck buddy, god rest her soul.
"How will the South find labor for its businesses? How will Thomas Jefferson find his next mistresses?"
"How DARE you."
"Yet still, people follow like lemmings all your hemming and hawing, while you're hee-hawing with Sally Hemings!"
by mackback319 October 15, 2020
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Homing from Work

Using work time and resources for personal tasks.

See reverse telecommuting, work from home
Busey: Steve, did you download those episodes of Entourage I told you about?

Myers: I told you Gary, my home Internet connection sucks ass. I am going to download and burn them at the office while I am homing from work.
by Vebond January 15, 2008
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Humming a biscuit

Slang for smoking gods greatest gift to this planet...the ganja. Must say with an accent to get across the point that you are high in the sky with the flies.
-"Yo man what are you doin?"
-"Oh you know we just got done humming a biscuit, the moon is quite nice up here."
-"Word."
by TupacsProstituteTeeHee September 30, 2010
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Hemingway

The act of writing, particularly a lengthy blog, article or essay, while consuming moderate to large quantities of alcohol during the process. Can be done to help stimulate creativity but most of the time the person is just a borderline alchoholic.
Term can also be interchanged with other popular writers with an affinity for booze. i.e.; to "Capote", to "Faulkner", to "Kerouack", to "Fitzgerald"
Student A: "Don't you still have to finish that paper for class tomorrow?"
Student B: "Yeah, dude. But I got a six-pack of beer and I'm going to Hemingway that shit later tonight."
by KurohataTheDefiant May 12, 2014
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Luke Hemmings

Luke Hemmings is a giant thick breadstick who claims he is 6’2 at best when really is like 6’4

* He has a beautiful dog named petunia (she’s the light of his life)
* He is apart of the band 5SOS

*He has 3 giant beat mates

* He is an Australian with a love for penguins

* His current girlfriend Sierra Deaton (it’s 2019) is one of the best people ever
“Hey have you seen Luke Hemmings
“Yea he took out the lip ring what a shame
by nat.has.bad.choices April 29, 2019
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