hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia 

The fear of ridiculously long words. Strangely enough, it is a long words itself.

Mike: Doctor, I think I have a fear if lengthy words.
Doctor: Hm. Seems like a case of Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.
Mike: Ahh! What the?!
Doctor: Don't worry, it's highly treatable. Unlike Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
Mike: AAAHH! The horror!! (Mike jolts out of the room, in terror and fear)

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia by Boeing777_300ER March 9, 2024

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

The fear of long words.

Girl 1: Hey remember in Mary Poppins when she sang that song, Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?

Girl 2: AAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP IT!!!!!!!!!

Girl 1: Whoa, what's wrong? Do you have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

Girl 2: STOP SAYING THOSE WORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia by Anya likes spaghetti and bread November 26, 2013

hypopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia 

Most ironic word ever defining the fear of long words

Doctor:Why are you here
Patient: i have hypopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia *SHAKES IN FEAR*

hypopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia by NiggerMatt April 14, 2017

hippopotomonstrosesquippediliophobia

Phobia of big/long words

Teacher-does anybody know the definition oh hippopo...
Student-Dont sayit!!!
Teacher- what? Say hippopotomonstrosesquippediliophobia.
Student-ahhhhhhhh!

hippopotomonstrosesquippediliophobia by Dorksoun December 4, 2018

hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

It is actually the never ending fear of long words .
If you don't believe me look it up

Alice: So doc' is there anything wrong
Doc: I'm affraid you have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
Alice: AAAAAAARGH MAKE IT STOP PLEASE NO AAAAAAAAARG
Doc: they should make an abreviation for this ...

hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia by Rhinostril February 6, 2014

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

...a fear of long words

I suffer from HippopotomonYEEEAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia by Al Berry March 1, 2004

hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobic 

Fear of big words, quite ironic when you think about it

Mitch is hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobic, so words like plutoniumscare him.

hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobic by some guy jerkin his wang dang doodle March 4, 2007