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Hercules

Roman name for the Greek god Heracles. The word hero is derived from Hercules, even though all Hercules seemed to do was kill people who pissed him off.

Some people think Hercules was a great lover of women, but he was bi, and had more male lovers than he had women. That's why other gods like Thor were afraid to be around him.
Sam Elliot to Mel Gibson in "We Were Soldiers": Hercules was a pussy, sir. Oh wait a minute... that was Custer...
by Alfie The Horndog March 28, 2007
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Hercules

Besides putting the "glad" in "gladiator", he is a guy who carries you across the street, up three flights of stairs, pretends to be less drunk than you, bangs you into the wall, but still prevents you from falling off the top bunk over and over and over again. He also is awesome even when he is so pisseded.
Philip Gastineau is Hercules
by RandyThePuppy September 12, 2011
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hercolena

Somebody who swamps a conversation, party, anything in fact, with meaningless concocted made up shit just so that there's a lot of crap about with the name hercolena on it.
Gerry says he got his name on so many Urban Dictionary definitions he thought he was superb. Then along comes this hercolena and all the editors got so pissed off they just dissed all the defs with that name on.
by nochangebossa May 29, 2010
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hecunt

Defined as a transsexual or homosexual male's anus.

Can also be used to call out a heterosexual male as an insult, insinuating that he is "wimpy" or inferior to yourself or the rest of the crowd.
"Man, that tranny has one nice and tight hecunt!"

Bob always takes flack from the boss for no reason. He should stop being such a hecunt!
by WillyJK December 21, 2008
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Hurcules

He's BEAUTIFUL(: athletic & awesome (: looks good with but much more without a shirt on, he's got a beach body fo sho! he's smart, sweet and is B A S I C A L L Y a bag of treats!!
DAMN, you seen um...was Hurcules!
by all Legs June 27, 2010
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hercules

The nicest town in west contra costa. However, lately has become over run with ghetto children attending the local high school. Has a very, very large population of phillipinos. Also known as Herc town. There's nothing really to do in Hercules, unless you enjoy Lucky's and one Mcdonalds.
Hercules police got nothing to do but yell at skateboarders
by likikhihe December 7, 2007
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Hercules MaGuillicutty

A sexual act including leg throwing, flexing of arms, and moonshine. The "Hercules" is performed with a woman while she is laying on her back. The man, while thrusting, takes a shot of moonshine without swallowing, then lifts the womans legs up with his arms as he flexes them. Directly after this movement the man pulls out and cums on her twat. He then spits the moonshine on her twat, causing an intense burning sensation. This is followed by a feeling of complete euphoria.
I heard Chris gave her the "Hercules MaGuillicutty" last night. Their relationship is over.
by Henchman2v2 October 9, 2009
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