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Somebody who swamps a conversation, party, anything in fact, with meaningless concocted made up shit just so that there's a lot of crap about with the name hercolena on it.

Gerry says he got his name on so many Urban Dictionary definitions he thought he was superb. Then along comes this hercolena and all the editors got so pissed off they just dissed all the defs with that name on.

hercolena by nochangebossa May 29, 2010

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herculenis

A penis so huge, it is comparable to the mighty might of Hercules himself! A herculenis is the superlative and ultimate measure of width, length, bounciness and elasticity (when flacid), rigidity and speed of movement (when erect.)

Dude 1: Dude, can you imagine waking up and seeing a herculenis dangiling above your face?!
Dude 2: Ewwww! Dude, i'd punch it like a punching bag!

Doctor: So, what seems to be the problem here?
Man: I have such a herculenis that when i was riding my bike naked, it got mangled in the chain!
Doctor: Jesus Christ! Thats a hell of a herculenis!

herculenis by the artful badger September 15, 2008

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Herculean

to be very big or strong.

I felt herculean after I drank that Gatorade.

Herculean by JAPB March 16, 2009

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herculean

Extraordinary,monstrous,superhuman.Out of the natural.

It would take herculean strength to fight off an angry elephant.

herculean by ACkiddo February 1, 2008

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herculenis

herculenis by theartfulbadger August 28, 2006

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Gymnasium Herzogenaurach

Hell on earth.

I‘m depressed because of Gymnasium Herzogenaurach.

Gymnasium Herzogenaurach by Zauberhafte1234 January 17, 2023

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Gymnasium Herzogenaurach

Hell on earth

Friend 1 : I’m depressed because I go to Gymnasium Herzogenaurach!!!
Friend 2: Same!!!
Friend 3: Hihi, me too !
Friend 4: *crying because of Gymnasium Herzogenaurach *

Gymnasium Herzogenaurach by Zauberhafte1234 January 17, 2023

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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