Henny

A little shit that makes dumb or self-destructive decisions with reckless abandon

I don't want that kid on my team! He's such a Henny!

by The Henny Miester April 25, 2025

Henny TP

When you do a pretty fucking shit TP that somehow works in Valorant

I just Henny TPed that kid

by Rxbsi April 21, 2021

Henny Dick

When a guy, drunk off of Hennessy, is fucking a girl and won't cum because he's got henny dick.

I was fucking this bitch for like 4hrs straight off that henny dick last night.

by HennythingGoes March 3, 2019

Henny Youngman problem

A problem that is best solved by avoiding the problematic situation. From the old Henny Youngman joke: "Doctor, it hurts when I do this!" "Don't do that."

I inflated my mountain bike tires to 110 psi, and they exploded right off the rims.

So don't do that. That's a Henny Youngman problem.

by dumbled0re September 25, 2008

henny sipper

One who sips straight Henny, usually over the rocks(ice) and out of a small 4 to 6 ounce glass.

"Teflon is the material for the imperial.. mic ripper, girl stripper, the Henny Sipper.."

Lame Friend: "Damn, you've been drinkin Hennessy for 7 hours now and you seem fine!"
TZ: "Oh Hell yeah, just call me the Henny Sipper.."

by TZ January 19, 2005

Henny Youngman solution

Telling someone that the solution to a problem is to simply not do anything that exposes the flaw that causes the problem. From the old Henny Youngman joke: "Doctor, it hurts when I do this!" "Don't do that." Usually, but not always, associated with computers.

"The program crashes when I try to print!"
"Don't try to print."
"Do you have a real solution or just a Henny Youngman solution?"

by Al Benedict January 4, 2008

Henny Hit

A thick puff of marijuana smoke that is swirled around a snifter that has a pour of cognac and then inhaled. Doing so imparts flavors of grapes and honey to the inhalee.

Generally, using a blunt or a joint, smoke is drawn slowly into one's mouth and then dripped into a snifter with cognac in the bottom. The glass is swirled in the palm and after a few seconds the smoke is inhaled again.

Enjoy and repeat.

I've been toking for many years now, but that Henny Hit was the best tasting thing I've ever had!

by HennyOGB October 19, 2009