Haugesund is a small town in Norway. they are realy lazy and stupid but they got balls and never ever gets knocked to the ground! they are some thuff mother fuckers.
"ey that guy is on fire"
"dont worry he's from Haugesund. He'll be allright"
or
"I just dropped a piano from the 72th floor on that guy over there and he is still standing!"
"dont worry he's from haugesund he'll never bother to run after you!
"dont worry he's from Haugesund. He'll be allright"
or
"I just dropped a piano from the 72th floor on that guy over there and he is still standing!"
"dont worry he's from haugesund he'll never bother to run after you!
by kaos April 19, 2005
Get the haugesund mug.A Canadian euphemism for a bathroom (n) or (more commonly) the act of using a bathroom to deficate (v); this term is seemingly rooted in German (i.e. "Scheiße-Haus"). Differs from its North American counterparts in that one "makes" a scheiße, rather than "takes" one.
"I need to hit the hausen. Gotta make a scheiße."
"The hausen beckons. Scheiße time."
"The hausen's a-callin' this mornin'. We're entering scheiße country."
"The hausen beckons. Scheiße time."
"The hausen's a-callin' this mornin'. We're entering scheiße country."
by Prof. Dylan August 24, 2008
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The name given to given to affluent Germans born of royalty
that specialize in kama sutra and have elephantitis of the johnson.
that specialize in kama sutra and have elephantitis of the johnson.
long rod von hugen dong has been knighted for manliness from chuck Norris for being a superior he bitch.
by g-chef June 15, 2008
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"I wish I could be Hausenfef"
by Hausenfef October 14, 2016
Get the Hausenfef mug.Coined by Twitter users @ malakaicyan and @ sadsimpwrestle and inspired/popularized by the linguistic mannerisms of self-described “very nice, very evil” professional wrestler Danhausen, “Hausenisms” refer to the wrestler’s peculiar bastardizations of phrases and names.
These are similar to Trailer Park Boys’ “Rickyisms,” with the exception that Hausenisms take place almost exclusively in the realm of professional wrestling.
More Hausenisms can be found on Danhausen’s YouTube page, “Love That Danhausen.”
These are similar to Trailer Park Boys’ “Rickyisms,” with the exception that Hausenisms take place almost exclusively in the realm of professional wrestling.
More Hausenisms can be found on Danhausen’s YouTube page, “Love That Danhausen.”
“That’s nothing to shake a fist at.” –Danhausen, as opposed to saying the proper figure of speech, “nothing to shake a stick at.” The “Hausenism” here is the intentional botching of the “correct” phrase.
“Here is my close personal friend, Chris Judas—‘Jericho’ to some.” –Danhausen, on professional wrestler Chris Jericho, whose entrance song is called “Judas.”
“Swearing is bad. Cursing is fine.” –Danhausen
Danhausen also refers to pro wrestler CM Punk, formerly of WWE, as “Pepsi Man” because of Punk’s Pepsi brand shoulder tattoo.
“Here is my close personal friend, Chris Judas—‘Jericho’ to some.” –Danhausen, on professional wrestler Chris Jericho, whose entrance song is called “Judas.”
“Swearing is bad. Cursing is fine.” –Danhausen
Danhausen also refers to pro wrestler CM Punk, formerly of WWE, as “Pepsi Man” because of Punk’s Pepsi brand shoulder tattoo.
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