a belt or strap in an automobile, airplane, or other moving object, fastened around the midsection to keep the person safely secured, as during a sudden stop or massive wreck.
Miss KC Slinger hopped in her whip and made sure to buckle her safety harness before cruisin down 95, yes sir.
by Master P '84 January 13, 2008
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honey my chode harnass broke!
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my chode hurts because my chode harness is too small.
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A stretchy ring which encircles the cock and balls and is worn by gay men to increase the size of their erection and to maintain the cock in a horizontal position convenient for anal intercourse, usually with multiple partners.
by alexeis July 10, 2015
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MEAT HARNESS-There is a type of plant called a wonder tree which gives off extremely high amounts of pharamones. These pharamones can increase a males sexual appatite. Which, in turn, can be used for harnessing ones meat!
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So this chick was giving me head but she kept stopping to breathe, so I put her in a hairy harness!!
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