im rock hard

WHEN YO DICK HARD

Hey Bitch Im Rock Hard

by Kufan81 April 14, 2022

Rock hard, rock often

"Rock hard, rock often" was a saying invented by Josh Pierce in early 2006. In an attempt to gain popularity to the saying Josh instructed all the students at Oneighty//gb to spread it around their schools. It worked. By March of 2006 this phrase was unstoppable, it infiltrated all of High School society in greater Green Bay, and continues to spread rapidly. We could be looking at an all out epidemic.

Spread the word.

Brian the stud: "Cya later Josh"
Josh: "Rock hard, rock often man"

Ryan: "Dude, let's go golfing"
Josh: "Rock hard, rock often"

Very excited senior: "I GOT EXCEPTED INTO MIT!"
Josh: "ROCK HARD, ROCK OFTEN!"

by Brian Henderson May 4, 2006

rock hard throbber

when you get such an un believable boner, and the veins are all pokin out and sheit, and just the slightest touch, would make you blow your gonad grease

listen,hee,playa, last night, i got ashley back to the crib, and we was all grindin N shit,adn let me tell you, i had one rock hard throbber,mang.. then she sat on my face and i skeeted in her yapper, and she loved that shit,son.. swallowed every drop, that hoe.

by nuttbusta May 17, 2009

Hard Porn Rock

Masturbing in beat to a metal/hardcore rock song

Guy 1: "Dude, why won't Johnny come out with us?"
Guy 2: "Didn't you hear, he's been listening to hard porn rock lately!"

by thatsdoctormrawesometoyou September 15, 2014

Dwayne rock hard johnson

When Dwayne "the rock" Johnson is wrestling sometimes stuff happens. We wont talk about his speedo going from black to white

Whoa did you see Dwayne rock hard johnson last night?

by Vector X3 November 7, 2020

real good, real hot, rock hard

1) A term used to express facetious attractiveness found in individuals who are haggard. First employed by Carol's boss from Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!

2) A expression used to induce a sense of enjoyment from an object.

1) Look at that homeless woman! Real good, real hot, rock hard!

2) How's that coffee mug treating you?
- Real good, real hot, rock hard!

by Gormory Wexler February 27, 2009

rock hard pecks

A tall handsome male, who gyms often. Maybe more then he should, benches well beyond his weight. Often defies human ability. Usually seen in magazines promoting such flawless pecks. Doesnt skip a singular chest day. Also masturbates in the mirror. The envy of every gym junkie. Smashes titty day.

'My my hollie, have you seen that guy at the gym woth rock hard pecks'

by Boob buster June 20, 2017