Horizon player

Someone who smells like corn chips and Mountain Dew and tries way to hard

“Man that guy is a real horizon player he needs to take a break”

by Horizon player 101 September 13, 2022

horizon eye

A term for being able to see long distances.

A magnifier.

binoculars

Katrina uses her horizon eyes to see the moon.

Dad's magnifier gives him horizon eyes

by Up close and personnal March 11, 2023

Forza Horizon 4

A racing game that made every single mindless JDM fanboy go cry in a corner because it wasn't set in Japan

Before E3
JDM Fanboy: JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN FORZA HORIZON 4 WILL BE SET IN JAPAN!
After E3
JDM Fanboy: THE UK SUCKS IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN SET IN JAPAN! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

by original fiero June 17, 2018

Cleftal Horizon

The crack that runs down the middle of your arse.

Where did he kiss you, the middle of your bottom? Well, just to the left of the cleftal horizon.

by Happy Flappy Gilmore July 25, 2010

Post Horizon Zero Dawn depression

The feeling that hits, and eventually engulfs one, after they finish the game: Horizon Zero Dawn.

This mainly is due to the fact that the world of Horizon Zero Dawn is so immersive that a person loses themselve in it.

Finishing the game, and not knowing how long one has to wait for a potential sequel, makes them not want to play anymore.

It is not helped by the fact that no other world, coupled with its beautifully detailed ambience will ever come close to providing the perfect experience.

This leads to a type of depression, which eventually leads to a person putting his gaming career on an indefinite hold, until the sequel is released.

Post Horizon Zero Dawn depression

Aaron: Meridian doesn't exist in real life..

*gunshot*

by the_digital_iris September 1, 2019

Non-Event Horizon

The point at which a friend's Facebook status updates become so numerous and mundane that he or she must be hidden from the News Feed.

"Linda is approaching the Non-Event Horizon. 15 posts so far, most of which have been 'I'm bending at the waist right now.'"

by Johnny Twothumbs May 13, 2010

Stupid Horizon

The point when a statement has become so stupid that it is impossible to continue with anything that could be considered even close to rational or intelligent.

Guy 1: Justin Bieber isn't half bad dude.
Guy 2: Dude, you just crossed the stupid horizon.

by jonsul97 February 17, 2013