Holy Ghosted

When someone hasn't heard from you for more than 2,000 years, but they still swear you're coming back.

Jesus Christ, man. He hasn't come back in 2,000 years. Face it; you've been Holy Ghosted. He's not coming back.

by YourPreudonym March 11, 2023

Holy ghosted

When you’re dating a Christian woman and she just stops responding to you. You’ve been holy ghosted.

I was dating this nice Christian woman and things were going well until she holy ghosted me.

by anonymous June 29, 2024