Hofstede

A mighty last name only owned by warriors. Most famously known for being the name dutch celebrity of Matthijs Hofstede.

Wow, with those abs he must be called Hofstede.

by TheDefenitionator July 16, 2021

hofbrinkle

a crunchy wet pussy.

That girl has a hofbrinkle.

by njmontsciencekoolio April 3, 2011

hofstra boys

Rich, good looking, preppy, polo wearing, bros. They love fucking pussy, gym, tanning, and getting drunk. Many are known to be players. The frat boys here all drive sports cars and can be seen wearing expensive as clothes. Many are Italian and or irish and have huge cocks. This is a good thing for the majority HOT hofstra girls because they love to lay on their backs and have some bigg COCK enter them.

hey girl you see those Hot assholes at the bar
yupp must be Hofstra boys

by catpigcrow June 5, 2014

Hofors

Crappy place in Sweden.
Full of evil inhabitants!
Especially The Dark Lord aka. Max.
He will rip your liver out and eat it.
His evul (bwahahaha) helpur iz Gänz.
DONT FUCK WITH HIM!

Everyone loves Arne (he is kinda liek a major) because he is cheap. OH FUCK WAIT i mean, the prices are cheap in his store!!!111 (sparköp)

We also have many other nice people from HOfors.
Anders Eklund for an example, really cool guy.

*cough*

There is liek 1 clothing store.
ONE ETT EN EIN UNO 1!
How will the "Fjortisar" survive?

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE

Fjortis from hofors: AzzÅ dEN däR kILLen BA tYP dumPA mej liXZom OCh JaG bA fICk MasCara på KinderNa så jAG ba " Ma GosH " Azzo Vi måSTE åkA tILL VaLbo SnarT OcH TyP SterIlIzERA meJ Ba lissom typ akdkigiod
Translate it :D

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Person from stockholm: Yeah i like just bought like tons of like clothes from Zara cause i live on stureplan so i just like can like yeah!

Person from Hofors: Got pk?

by sarafan January 31, 2009

Hofsass

One badass motherfucker, who has the insane ability to ride polar bears, wield a lightsaber, breath fire, and attract gorgeous woman like a magnet. A Hofsass tends to have one sexy ass bod. Don't mess with a Hofsass cause he'll be messin' you.

Damn that guy is some kind of Hofsass. I want to be like him.

by Coolcat57 December 6, 2011

Hofer

Ones foot (plural: Hofers)
Often paired with Tootsie - eg Tootsie Hofer

Corr get those stinky tootsie hofers out of my face

by macethesoulsniper October 12, 2021

HOFNR

Acronym for "Hard On For No Reason." Used to describe an erection (generally at inappropriate times and places) that has simply been triggered by hormones alone.

Opposite: HOFSR; Acronym for "Hard On For Specific Reason."

"Why do I have this raging HOFNR?"

"Grandma should avoid taking her dentures out in front of you, Bob"

by Ecclesies December 18, 2011