hmu

Hug My Uterus

I was laughing so hard i had to HMU

by LouisLane July 16, 2010

HMU

Hump My Umbrella

Hey dude, HMU!

by omaigawd June 1, 2011

HMU

hot musty underarms

Angelina Jolie sometimes looks like she's been sucking hmu all day.

really someone give her some chapstick

by litlblueskittlz November 21, 2010

hmu

hefty male urethra

girl: you got some mad distance with your money shot

guy: bitch, thass cause i gotta hmu

by anonyanony April 8, 2011

HMU

Here's My Uterus

Those shorts are so short, they're like HMU!!!

by TastyT July 21, 2011

hmu

Hit me up

hmu while i am working

by Lilrolla October 30, 2015

Hmu

"Hit me up"

"Hey wanna chill sometime"
"Yeah hmu whenever "

by Kikixoz April 1, 2016