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Hallelujah Night

A Fundementalist Christian "Anti-Halloween" celebration that takes place on October 31th.
Megan: Are you planning to go to the Hallelujah Night Celebration at the Fairbreeze Church tonight?

Iolo: No Way!!
by BruinKiller3469 October 6, 2011
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Hallelujah

1. Response to your climax or to you cumming.
2. To praise God.
1.*Jim has just had sex and climaxrd all over Katie*
Jim: Hallelujah!
Katie: Hallelujah!
2. Bill: Hallelujah! Praise God! Praise Jesus.
by SoliquidForLife July 14, 2018
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Hallelujah Syndrome

An act of sliding on the ground with your left hand on your heart and your right hand up in the air and singing in a deep,
retarded voice HAL-LE-LU-JAH usually but can be applied with other words.Usually is not long-lasting but is recurring and can be reactivated after being inactive for years.It is easily contagious and can be caught from just seeing someone infected with it have a burst of it.It has no known cure and over time start to get really annoying and frustrating.
Girl 1:Why is he doing that?
Guy 1:Because he has Hallelujah Syndrome.

Doctor:After looking at your charts,it appears you have
Hallelujah Syndrome.

Patient:Is it deadly?

Doctor:No it is not but it is contagious like the Flu,incurable like Diabetes,and aggressive like Cancer.
by SuperBoosterHunter1 January 21, 2011
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Hallelujah

It's supposed to literally mean "Praise the Lord" which is one of the dumbest things I have ever heard. It's like saying "Let's pet the dog" or "Let's bake that cake." Actually, the only thing that sounds stupider than Hallelujah is "Come let us adore him".
Two guys went to heaven and started screaming "Hallelujah".
God walked up to them and said, "Ok. Go on, praise me then." The guys started...

Guy1: God, you're so cool
Guy2: God, you're so amazingly funny.
Guy1: Yeah. I love your sense of humor.
Guy2: Not to mention how nice you look.
Guy1: Like really man. What a crazyass haircut.
Guy2: I wish I was like you, God.
Guy1&Guy2: (Sigh)

God: That's so sweet! Thanks guys.
by Lateralligator April 28, 2010
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hallelujah on toast

i've finished all my coursework, hallelujah on toast!
by hannahhhhhhh June 11, 2007
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hallelujah

1. An expression of joy or praise when a slow half wit finally cottons on to the painstaking obvious.
2. Expression used to signify having achieved a particular difficult lay.
1. Hallelujah, give the boy a bannana!
2. "Did u do er? hallelujah!
by Vikas Dhingra (Vee) July 4, 2003
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Hallelujah meeting

This is a meeting in where all the participants are praising the chairman and eachother and make positive remarks about the progress of a project and about the company they are working for. Participants use it to brown nose with their superiors.
John: Hi Bill, will you join us for lunch in half an hour?
Bill: I am sorry, I can't. i have to participate in a hallelujah meeting with managing director and a few other brown nosers.

John: Oh my God, you are such a brown noser....
by Sugardaddy October 11, 2013
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