jump on the grenade

a.agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot babe your buddy is trying to score. NOTE: should you get carried away with your good deed and end up getting on the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it.
b.a real man's legal duty.

Okay man, I'll talk to the fat one and you can get on with the hot blonde. I'll jump on the grenade for you tonight.

by spitfire May 9, 2004

goren flaxovich

Nonsense filler word created by Vincent "Don Vito" Margera.

I don't care I just wanda getouddahere cumon. Goren flaxovich.

by Caleb Clark April 12, 2007

grendus

to take and lock away for yourself. to stash for future use. to hide for your own consumption.

Hans saw that there were only 3 Zone bars left in the kitchen, so he grendused them for himself.

by Uma L January 8, 2008

giren

A person that is hot and weas glasses

KONRAD & AND ZACH ARE SO GIREN

by Anonymous7.2 January 23, 2017

Grenal

Grenal (ɡrā-nel) originally based on a misspelling of "general" is the act of by an individual or group of individuals getting into an argument or shit posting on a forum or text-based communication like discord that leads to the derailment and off-topic arguments in the chat for an extended period of time.

noun
Jesus christ this chat is fucked. This is a total grenal moment.

verb
Hey, look at this. I'm going to totally grenal this history chat.

by Ryanlt December 15, 2021

jump grenade

Acting as a wingman. The phrase comes from the military; jumping on top of an active grenade will kill you but save your comrades around you as a result of it. It's a selfless act for your buddy.

Hey check out those two chicks sitting at the bar. It's a shame only one of them looks decent. Man, will you please jump grenade for me? I did it for you last time.

by wheelmanLS2 September 1, 2006

mrs gren

所有生物都有必需的生命迹象，MRS GREN是七个生物必须运动的简称 分别是：
M Movement All living things move,even plants.
R Respiration. Getting energy from food.
S Sensitivity. Detecting changes in the surroundings.
G Growth. All living things grow.
R Reproduction Making living things of the same type.
E Excretion Getting rid of waste.
N Nutrition. Taking in and use food.

原句解释：Living things have certain life processes in common, there are 7 things they need to do to count as being alive.MRS GREN is a funny way to remember them.

by Eilladia Leomong April 21, 2014