Grundlestiltskin

One who has excessively long blond or gold hair growning from the grundle or taint.

At first I thought her grundle was cleanly shaven, but then I realized she was a grundlestiltskin.

by Wordsmith9 October 10, 2010

grundleberries

When sand, gum or dingleberries are stuck in the hair between your testicles and anus.

She said my grundleberries taste good.

by eibs April 22, 2009

grundleberries

the things hanging between a guys legs, aka testicles

Folgie passed out when he got a kick to the grundleberries

by steve-o- March 31, 2005

Grundlebutter

The butter from built up cheese in a warm crevous.

Grundlebutter is better than most butter.

by Maelee1234 December 22, 2021

GrundleButter Keelhaul

A hazing ritual or punishment in which an unlucky fellow is strapped to a pole or board, and with the help of many assistants is moved back and forth under an obese unwashed man's undercarriage, from the top of the crack to the back of the sack, in a wiping or scrubbing motion until dead or unconscious.

"Greg informed us that Revenge of the Sith is his least favorite Star Wars film, so I petition that his punishment will be a GrundleButter Keelhaul."

by PhatSphoincter October 1, 2025

GrundleButter Keelhaul

A punishment in which an unlucky fellow is strapped to a pole or board and then held up by several men and swiped back and forth under an unwashed obese man's undercarriage, from the top of the crack to the back of the sack, marinating in the unholy 'butter' found therein.

"Jon said he doesn't like Star Wars, so he has been sentenced to a GrundleButter Keelhaul"

by PhatSphoincter October 3, 2025

Grundleoderant

A fresh smelling cousin of the popular deoderant to be used for the foul-smelling gap between a mans speedbag and chocolate starfish.. See also the female version taintpertine.

Wow honey, tossing your salad is so much more fun now that you wear your grundleoderant!

by Pizzy12 January 31, 2008