grunka

Swedish slang for masturbating while crying

I sometimes I go grunka on the weekends.

by Yamata October 17, 2017

The Gronkowski Spike

When the famed New England Patriot Rob Gronkowski scores a touchdown and spikes the ball in celebration

Fan #1: Touchdown Gronkowski!!
Fan #2: Here comes The Gronkowski Spike!
Fan #3: The what??
Fan #2: Look it up asshole

by bostonfan123 January 28, 2012

Granklepuss

A bitter older woman. Similar to a Karen or a Battle-axe, but far more dead inside. Absolutely nothing makes her happy.

That bitch that works the counter at the post office is such a granklepuss, maybe I should move just so my parcels go somewhere else.

by VenatorDestroyer April 3, 2021

grinkler

A young person, under 25 years of age, who is attracted to older people who are 45 years old or older.

Jason's grinkler side comes out when he sees Arnold Schwarzenegger's rippling man muscles.

by SaveTheParsley March 29, 2022

The Gronk

The super virus /sexually transmitted disease that has resulted from New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski having sex with everyone's girlfriends, wives and favorite porn stars. The condition can only be cured by a heavy dose of antibiotics or if Rob Gronkowski opens his mouth and speaks.

If the Patriots game just ended and your wife seemed to only be cheering for Gronkowski and now she's horny... be careful she may have the Gronk.

If after sex you feel nauseous and dirty and things just don't seem right, you may have to go to the doctor... you might have the Gronk.

(Note: There is a higher chance your lady has the Gronk if you are a Jets fan)

by The Civil Word Servant February 3, 2012

Grinkle

When you cum in a sock and throw it against a wall and it sticks for at least 10 seconds

Suzy through he boyfriends grinkle against the wall

by Hunter grant February 23, 2008

Gurnk

To rape someone while they are sleeping.

"you want to go gurnking tonight?"
"I cant i have to much homework"

by super-secret March 19, 2009