grasshopper

a term used to describe a person who hops grass around, or transports marijuana from place to place

"Did you know Mary Jane's new boyfriend is a grasshopper?"
"Lucky bitch.. He must be a fireball in bed."

by tamaradical April 27, 2005

not yet grasshopper

Phrase used by New York metal band THE HEARKENING in their song "Developed in the Darkroom"

"The crowd went crazy when Stas Clockwise yelled 'NOT YET GRASSHOPPER'"

by Toughguytuesday420 September 2, 2017

Purple Grasshopper

A sexual position recognized as when the partner is painted a violet or purple hue whilst in the supine position. The partner then proceeds to bend their legs, as the grasshopper do. The penetrating partner then places a kazoo in their oral cavity and proceeds to play exactly 8 and 3/4 measures of Flight of the Bumblebee during the act of coitus.

After the Tchaikovsky concerto, Marqueese Purple Grasshoppered the SHIT out of me. *Chirp, Chirp*

by thefalconose December 27, 2016

Grasshopper Sarcasm

When in conversation, person A says something that person B knows is sarcastic but cannot detect the sarcasm in person A's voice. Derives from when a grasshopper is in the grass and you know it is there but you cannot see it.

After Steve has had a mild day of work/school mainly consisting of fooling around.
Steve: "Today was really tiring, I had loads to do"
Alan: "Really? Or is that just grasshopper sarcasm?"

by Monsieur Monsieur October 11, 2013

Humble Grasshopper

Someone who has a LOT to learn, and who is willing to commit to ACTION

"To start learning Dentistry, learn to be a humble grasshopper!!!!!!!!!"

"Patience, young grasshopper" - Mr. Miyagi (Karate Kid)

by amalgam_creep April 18, 2011

young grasshopper

Young grasshopper a term used for a young apprentice in traing by the wise mantis to become wise and mighty.

Man mattys was wasted latsnight hes such a young grasshopper

patients young grasshopper wish fishmantis will show you the way.

by fishmantis October 28, 2013

Grasshopper-Eyes

/ˈɡrasˌhäpər-īz/
noun

Opposite of cross-eyes. Also known as strabismus or walleye (slang): A condition in which the eyes appear to be looking in different directions as with a grasshopper. Sometimes individuals with this condition are referred to as being "grassy".

Check out them grasshopper-eyes! I can't tell if that fool is eyeballing me or the wall.

by wvance February 13, 2019