James is a grasshopper
by EvoLancer211 February 05, 2007
"Did you know Mary Jane's new boyfriend is a grasshopper?"
"Lucky bitch.. He must be a fireball in bed."
"Lucky bitch.. He must be a fireball in bed."
by tamaradical April 28, 2005
by Toughguytuesday420 August 29, 2017
A sexual position recognized as when the partner is painted a violet or purple hue whilst in the supine position. The partner then proceeds to bend their legs, as the grasshopper do. The penetrating partner then places a kazoo in their oral cavity and proceeds to play exactly 8 and 3/4 measures of Flight of the Bumblebee during the act of coitus.
by thefalconose December 28, 2016
When in conversation, person A says something that person B knows is sarcastic but cannot detect the sarcasm in person A's voice. Derives from when a grasshopper is in the grass and you know it is there but you cannot see it.
After Steve has had a mild day of work/school mainly consisting of fooling around.
Steve: "Today was really tiring, I had loads to do"
Alan: "Really? Or is that just grasshopper sarcasm?"
Steve: "Today was really tiring, I had loads to do"
Alan: "Really? Or is that just grasshopper sarcasm?"
by Monsieur Monsieur October 11, 2013
"To start learning Dentistry, learn to be a humble grasshopper!!!!!!!!!"
"Patience, young grasshopper" - Mr. Miyagi (Karate Kid)
"Patience, young grasshopper" - Mr. Miyagi (Karate Kid)
by amalgam_creep March 31, 2011
Young grasshopper a term used for a young apprentice in traing by the wise mantis to become wise and mighty.
Man mattys was wasted latsnight hes such a young grasshopper
patients young grasshopper wish fishmantis will show you the way.
patients young grasshopper wish fishmantis will show you the way.
by fishmantis October 28, 2013