Often a college student or young adult, marked by an excessive attitude and attire of the rugged outdoors. The said poser is usually accompanied by generic granolaeske traits, always flaunted in public areas. Although the granola poser does usually enjoys outdoor activities such as hiking, fishing, camping, canoeing, etc., the granola's desire for others to see his outdoorsyness far outweighs his actual interest.
These traits include, but are not limited to: an obsession in certain intramural sports; an all natural diet; flaunting intense camping gear such as ropes or carabiners; unnecessarily wearing outdoor gear made for extreme weather (North Face, REI, Mountain Hardwear); an obsession with Chacos and wearing them for activities they were not designed for; an uncontrollable love for ultimate frisbee; the desire to hammock in populated areas; the drinking out of nalgene bottles; mountain-men beards; a taste in music that the normal population (including the granola poser himself) would naturally find unattractive; hippi-eske attire such as bandanas and shoelessness.
These activities, and many more that remain unlisted, are stressed by granolas so that onlookers might look at them with a jealous and slightly impressed eye.
These traits include, but are not limited to: an obsession in certain intramural sports; an all natural diet; flaunting intense camping gear such as ropes or carabiners; unnecessarily wearing outdoor gear made for extreme weather (North Face, REI, Mountain Hardwear); an obsession with Chacos and wearing them for activities they were not designed for; an uncontrollable love for ultimate frisbee; the desire to hammock in populated areas; the drinking out of nalgene bottles; mountain-men beards; a taste in music that the normal population (including the granola poser himself) would naturally find unattractive; hippi-eske attire such as bandanas and shoelessness.
These activities, and many more that remain unlisted, are stressed by granolas so that onlookers might look at them with a jealous and slightly impressed eye.
Jim: "Hannah, why are you wearing an all natural fleece Columbia jacket? It's 80 degrees outside. A why is your Nalgene bottle and Chaco's attached to your backpack with a carabiner?
Hannah: "Shut up Jim. I am wild. I am adventurous. I am free."
Jim: "This is psychology class. You're a granola poser"
Hannah: "Shut up Jim. I am wild. I am adventurous. I am free."
Jim: "This is psychology class. You're a granola poser"
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the type of guys that wear patagonia, columbia, and north face that go on weekend hikes and camping trips. the kind that looks like they will bust out a nature valley granola bar out of nowhere.
girl: “oh yeah, i’m into skaters. hey, what’s your type?”
her: “oh, i really like granola guys. like that guy over there.”
girl: “yeah he gives off a granola vibe”
her: “oh, i really like granola guys. like that guy over there.”
girl: “yeah he gives off a granola vibe”
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"Man that girl was hot! And an environmentalist!"
"You sir, just had an encounter with the elusive lipstick granola!"
"You sir, just had an encounter with the elusive lipstick granola!"
by Pedro et Raoul October 27, 2011
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by Kag September 11, 2006
Get the Crunchy Granola mug.1.-Some people call the Seeds as "Granos" in spanish.
2.-Most in Dominican Republic urbans calls "Granos" to Testicles (male balls).
2.-Most in Dominican Republic urbans calls "Granos" to Testicles (male balls).
1.- "Granos de Habichuelas" is like "Beans seed" or "Corns Seed".
2.- "Que grano tu tiene!!!" is like say "What a balls you have men!!!"
2.2.- "te voy a dar una pata en un grano!" is like saying "I'll kick your balls"
2.- "Que grano tu tiene!!!" is like say "What a balls you have men!!!"
2.2.- "te voy a dar una pata en un grano!" is like saying "I'll kick your balls"
by kokodrilito October 4, 2006
Get the grano mug.An all boys school located in Western Sydney often labelled as one of the worst schools in Sydney. The students are mostly of Lebanese and Pacific Islander descent with around 500 students or so. Most students travel from local and neighboring areas such as Auburn, Merrylands and Guildford.
Granville Boys gained mass public attention after a video was posted in retaliation to the Cronulla riots on youtube containing Lebanese background students labeling themselves 'Soldiers of Granville Boys' and the school jumper with a knife on it.
The school was once again in the spotlight after a group of Granville Boys students wielding machetes and bats stormed nearby Merrylands High School in search of a student over an argument with one of their cousins.
Even before these incidents the school already had a bad reputation with teachers often leaving. A former student quotes that he "had 10 different maths teachers for the HSC and no permanent physics or chemistry teacher" and that "very few kids wanted to learn". Brawls and assaults are often witnessed in public places such as Auburn train station where groups are gathered after school. Videos of fights and brawls are seen on popular online sites such as bebo and youtube.
However, the school has undergo-ed a significant change that its recent history has had on the schools reputation. The days of early 2000s to 2008 will forever be the dark days of the school but hope and success is what the future lies for students.
Granville Boys gained mass public attention after a video was posted in retaliation to the Cronulla riots on youtube containing Lebanese background students labeling themselves 'Soldiers of Granville Boys' and the school jumper with a knife on it.
The school was once again in the spotlight after a group of Granville Boys students wielding machetes and bats stormed nearby Merrylands High School in search of a student over an argument with one of their cousins.
Even before these incidents the school already had a bad reputation with teachers often leaving. A former student quotes that he "had 10 different maths teachers for the HSC and no permanent physics or chemistry teacher" and that "very few kids wanted to learn". Brawls and assaults are often witnessed in public places such as Auburn train station where groups are gathered after school. Videos of fights and brawls are seen on popular online sites such as bebo and youtube.
However, the school has undergo-ed a significant change that its recent history has had on the schools reputation. The days of early 2000s to 2008 will forever be the dark days of the school but hope and success is what the future lies for students.
Arthur Phillip: "Bro look at them school kids over there they look like they gonna have a fight"
Meriland High: "Yeah theyre from Granville Boys High School, what do you expect"
Meriland High: "Yeah theyre from Granville Boys High School, what do you expect"
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