one eyed gomez

A dog or cat's butthole.

That cat's got its one eyed gomez staring right at you.

by nightdave November 8, 2009

John Gomez

The guitarist for a band called The Summer Set. Also happens to be one sexy-ass motherfucker. Vegetarian. Pen-biter. Vans-lover. Brother of Stephen Gomez. Elevator Dominator. Majestic unicorn.

Don't even try it, ladies. He's taken. (by me ;D)

Girl one: OMG who was that hot guy with the lensless glasses?
Girl two: John Gomez. He's so fucking sexy!
Girl one: I know, riteee? *drools*
Girl two: Un-uhhh, girl he's MINE.

by LoveLikeThis April 28, 2010

gomezgasm

(n). an orgasmic event coming from the looking at, hearing of, or thinking about Selena Gomez.

(v) having an orgasmic seizure from looking at, hearing of, or thinking about Selena Gomez.

When I heard, "Kiss and Tell," I had a gomezgasm.

by gomezgasmic June 15, 2010

Wiggly Gomez

The act of rappelling down into Selena Gomez's house via UH-60 Blackhawk Helicopter with a close friend, undressing her then while you lay on the ground said friend wiggles her struggling naked body on top of your face, vagina first.

"Have you heard Selena's latest album?"

"Naw man only thing I've seen in the news lately was Operation Wiggly Gomez bro."

by BlackLotusUP November 7, 2012

GOTEEM!!!

1. The continuation of "DEEZ NUTS! HA!" or a deez nuts joke.

2. Something really stupid to say.

Guy #1: Hey, are you going to Heidi's?
Guy #2: Dude, it's 12 am! I'm not going to H-
Guy #1: BUT WHERE ARE YOU GONNA HIDE DEEZ NUTS??????????

HA! GOTEEM!!!

2. Hey man, you got some-
Guy #1: GOTEEM!!!
Guy #2: Seriously!!! Stop doing that!!!

by 100ec December 31, 2015

goteh

An African G.O.A.T who is a sweeter man and good at sports

He is Goteh.

by Kingswag56 May 16, 2017

Götz

Götz is an unique person. He‘s always there for you and gives inspiring advice. We love him for what he is.
Thank you Götz, you are such a good friend I don‘t wanna miss anymore.

We love Götz.
Götz is the most charismatic person i know.

by LandP123 November 24, 2021