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Gonorrhea Lectim

This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past 4 years, in
spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this especially troublesome disease. Congitive sequelae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim include, but are not limited to:

Anti-social personality disorder traits; delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic mangling of the English language;

extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate new information (pronounced xenophobia); inability to accept responsibility of actions;

exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado; uncontrolled facial smirking; ignorance of geography and history; tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies; and a strong propensity for categorical, all or nothing behavior. The disease is sweeping Washgton. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed and baffled with this malignant disease originated only a few years ago in a Texas Bush.
"Your brain has a terrible case of Gonorrhea Lectim."
by NeverForget March 5, 2005
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Gonorrhea Granny

An old lady, preferably a Grandmother, who is taking part in sexual acts and just happened to receive the STD Gonorrhea.
Person 1: Dude my Grandma got Gonorrhea!
Person 2: What a Gonorrhea Granny ffs.
by Xaltz September 9, 2009
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gonorrhea face

someone who is so ugly their face looks like its full of gonorrhea. also has a habit of date raping guys that would never touch him otherwise
girl at bar: ew, his nose is so ugly it looks like its full of gonorrhea!

guy at bar: looks like his whole face is full of gonorrhea.

girl and guy: Gonorrhea face!!!!
by kratos2010 June 18, 2009
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gonorrhea ghost

A type of spooky ghost that can haunt you in the form of giving you gonorrhea

Typical haunting location: bathrooms
"HOLY SHIT LAUREN! THE GONORRHEA GHOST IS IN THE THIRD STALL! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!"
by Liv_pagano June 12, 2017
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Gonorrhea Conch

A special type of conch, or conch sound, that is used when a bro or roommate is slaying a new bish. The sound is meant to signal to his fellow bros or roommates that he has christened the pussy of a new bish
During coitus: "GONORRHEA CONCH!!!!!!!"
Other bros: The deed is done.
by Schnick It To The Man May 16, 2017
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Gonorrhea Fanny Pack

When a woman with gonorrhea puts her discharge in a diaper and a man uses said diaper as a flesh light for masturbation. Also called a "freak-a-leek 204"
"I went to Kansas City and got a Gonorrhea Fanny Pack"

"I heard that Norah gave Jonas a Gonorrhea Fanny Pack"
by MrCaptainDr April 23, 2024
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Gonorrhea’s Revenge

When you party too hard over the weekend and end up calling out sick on Monday for work.
Manny’s got a case of Gonorrhea’s Revenge again.
by Surgical Stewart September 22, 2025
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